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sfstaxprep

(9,998 posts) Mon May 18, 2020, 03:08 PM May 2020

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So The Vice-President Disappears For A Week, And Nobody Says A Thing...

I'm sure the good ol' news media will get right on the story, the same way they devoted time to the Reade disinformation.

Seriously though, aside from a couple of brief flashes of him walking into the WH last week, he has not been heard from for a good 10 days now.

I'm sure everything is fine, and he's hard at work keeping us all safe.

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So The Vice-President Disappears For A Week, And Nobody Says A Thing... (Original Post) sfstaxprep May 2020 OP

There was a post with him riding in a car in a mask. Hmm, shortly after Katie Miller was reported 33taw May 2020 #1

hey, did he bang Katie? Just askin'................................. machoneman May 2020 #26

A week isn't long enough. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #2

So I take it Pence didn't go on the Camp David trip this weekend? nt Mike 03 May 2020 #3

Musta been one hell of a Mother's Day weekend Blue Owl May 2020 #24

I think I read somewhere that he was submitting himself to quarantine Mr. Ected May 2020 #4

Pence isn't there even when he's there Clash City Rocker May 2020 #5

An animatronic version would be a dead giveaway... jberryhill May 2020 #6

Or a pillar of chalk lame54 May 2020 #9

hahahahahaha SoonerPride May 2020 #11

Those are pretty cool, though jberryhill May 2020 #16

Pence to visit Orlando nursing home Wednesday HAB911 May 2020 #7

What could possibly go wrong? llmart May 2020 #20

I did... lame54 May 2020 #8

I'd say you can find his face on a milk carton but... lame54 May 2020 #10

stop it you are killing me! SoonerPride May 2020 #12

Those disney animatronics really had us fooled into thinking he was real! lindysalsagal May 2020 #13

I think that Pence was couriering monies that were owed to sPUTIN... and getting direct abqtommy May 2020 #14

Well his natural condition is disappearance!1 UTUSN May 2020 #15

Maybe he's hiking on the Appalachian Trail. NT raccoon May 2020 #17

he got the "rona demtenjeep May 2020 #18

Wasn't he supposed to be isolating? EllieBC May 2020 #19

things you're not supposed to say out loud... barbtries May 2020 #21

Pence disappears for a week. Who am I to trash a guy when he does me a favor? DFW May 2020 #22

The sus-Pence is killing him Blue Owl May 2020 #23

It kind of sounds like even The Republicult doesn't miss him very much. Brother Mythos May 2020 #25

Maybe Pence got his head stuck Martin Eden May 2020 #27

33taw

(2,446 posts)

1. There was a post with him riding in a car in a mask. Hmm, shortly after Katie Miller was reported

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:10 PM

May 2020

ill.

machoneman

(4,007 posts)

26. hey, did he bang Katie? Just askin'.................................

Reply to 33taw (Reply #1)

Mon May 18, 2020, 05:56 PM

May 2020

Nawh, he couldnt' find free p@ssy if he tried!

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,801 posts)

2. A week isn't long enough.

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:11 PM

May 2020

Mike 03

(16,616 posts)

3. So I take it Pence didn't go on the Camp David trip this weekend? nt

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:11 PM

May 2020

Blue Owl

(50,476 posts)

24. Musta been one hell of a Mother's Day weekend

Reply to Mike 03 (Reply #3)

Mon May 18, 2020, 05:31 PM

May 2020

n/t

Mr. Ected

(9,670 posts)

4. I think I read somewhere that he was submitting himself to quarantine

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:13 PM

May 2020

Funny the media didn't pick up on the hypocrisy and ramrod it home.

Clash City Rocker

(3,397 posts)

5. Pence isn't there even when he's there

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:14 PM

May 2020

So it really doesn’t matter. They could replace him with an animatronic version and no one would notice.

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

6. An animatronic version would be a dead giveaway...

Reply to Clash City Rocker (Reply #5)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:29 PM

May 2020

...since it would be too lifelike.

A simple mannequin will suffice.

lame54

(35,311 posts)

9. Or a pillar of chalk

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #6)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:36 PM

May 2020

SoonerPride

(12,286 posts)

11. hahahahahaha

Reply to lame54 (Reply #9)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:38 PM

May 2020

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

16. Those are pretty cool, though

Reply to lame54 (Reply #9)

Mon May 18, 2020, 04:04 PM

May 2020

Given a choice, I'll take the big rock, thanks.

HAB911

(8,909 posts)

7. Pence to visit Orlando nursing home Wednesday

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:32 PM

May 2020

scheduled to participate in a discussion with hospitality and tourism leaders to talk about plans for reopening, probably sans mask

https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2020/05/18/pence-to-visit-orlando-nursing-home-talk-tourism-on-wednesday/

llmart

(15,546 posts)

20. What could possibly go wrong?

Reply to HAB911 (Reply #7)

Mon May 18, 2020, 04:20 PM

May 2020

Jaysus, this potted plant is supposed to be self-quarantining (is that even a word?), but instead he decides to bring some more empty boxes into a nursing home in Orlando. Maybe he just wants to get as far away from the orange one as he can.

lame54

(35,311 posts)

8. I did...

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:35 PM

May 2020

" It's been a good week."

lame54

(35,311 posts)

10. I'd say you can find his face on a milk carton but...

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:38 PM

May 2020

That would be redundant

SoonerPride

(12,286 posts)

12. stop it you are killing me!

Reply to lame54 (Reply #10)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:39 PM

May 2020

lindysalsagal

(20,718 posts)

13. Those disney animatronics really had us fooled into thinking he was real!

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:42 PM

May 2020

Mr. Cellophane was probably only their 3rd prototype, but it kinda worked!!!

All in all, I think the Betsy DeVos was the dead giveaway...but she's a newer model and won't be in the shop for updating until next year......

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)

14. I think that Pence was couriering monies that were owed to sPUTIN... and getting direct

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:52 PM

May 2020

instructions...

UTUSN

(70,723 posts)

15. Well his natural condition is disappearance!1

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 03:55 PM

May 2020

raccoon

(31,112 posts)

17. Maybe he's hiking on the Appalachian Trail. NT

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 04:09 PM

May 2020

demtenjeep

(31,997 posts)

18. he got the "rona

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 04:10 PM

May 2020

you know he did

EllieBC

(3,031 posts)

19. Wasn't he supposed to be isolating?

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 04:11 PM

May 2020

Because his aide tested positive?

barbtries

(28,808 posts)

21. things you're not supposed to say out loud...

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 04:23 PM

May 2020

one of which is what i hope he's doing right now.

DFW

(54,426 posts)

22. Pence disappears for a week. Who am I to trash a guy when he does me a favor?

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 04:25 PM

May 2020

If he disappears for the next five years, who is complaining? Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin have practically vanished from the face of the earth, and you don't hear a whimper of regret from Democrats OR Republicans!

Blue Owl

(50,476 posts)

23. The sus-Pence is killing him

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 05:29 PM

May 2020

n/t

Brother Mythos

(1,442 posts)

25. It kind of sounds like even The Republicult doesn't miss him very much.

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 05:51 PM

May 2020

Sad.

Martin Eden

(12,874 posts)

27. Maybe Pence got his head stuck

Reply to sfstaxprep (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 06:45 PM

May 2020

So far up Trump's ass that he got sucked all the way in.

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