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You know he's in there screaming at the Secret Service to kill them all. (Original Post) Maru Kitteh May 2020 OP
Why the Secret Service? murielm99 May 2020 #1
Simply because they are closest at hand. Maru Kitteh May 2020 #2
Okay. murielm99 May 2020 #3
If he thinks the U.S. Attorney General should be his personal lawyer, CaptYossarian May 2020 #7
"Orange Jerkoff" Talitha May 2020 #17
He's our generation's OJ. CaptYossarian May 2020 #20
My favorite, dware May 2020 #21
Alliteration always works. CaptYossarian May 2020 #22
Same function as the Praetorian Guard. Not that he'd have the slightest Golden Raisin May 2020 #9
So Maru Kitteh May 2020 #13
Either that or get him leftieNanner May 2020 #4
I assume the same. KentuckyWoman May 2020 #12
Kill who? procon May 2020 #5
The protesters at the White House gates DesertRat May 2020 #8
You know it! DesertRat May 2020 #6
OT, but I love the Hillary pix in your sig line. brer cat May 2020 #10
thanks, I borrowed it from someone DesertRat May 2020 #11
Yep. Can't wait for the whistleblower report! Nt ecstatic May 2020 #14
Exclusive images from inside the White House BannonsLiver May 2020 #15
They're still outside of the gates for now, fat boy Buckeye_Democrat May 2020 #16
Is 45* even there? Jamaal510 May 2020 #18
Maybe not. Otherwise HOTUS would probably be throwing ladders out the windows Maru Kitteh May 2020 #19

Maru Kitteh

(28,341 posts)
2. Simply because they are closest at hand.
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:06 PM
May 2020

I doubt he can be bothered to truly understand the function.

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)
7. If he thinks the U.S. Attorney General should be his personal lawyer,
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:22 PM
May 2020

then the Secret Service must be Trump's personal police force.

Orange Jerkoff gave an oath to a document he'll never comprehend or obey.

He wants to use the Second Amendment to kill those using the First Amendment.

After all, the simpleton even knows 2 is greater than 1. (He's clueless,)

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)
22. Alliteration always works.
Sat May 30, 2020, 03:26 PM
May 2020

I toyed with Technicolor Trump this morning.

Yellow hair, an orange face, and a red tie. A while back I said he looks like he lives in a Froot Loops box.

A lot of my put-downs are in case an aide reads this stuff to him.

Golden Raisin

(4,609 posts)
9. Same function as the Praetorian Guard. Not that he'd have the slightest
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:58 PM
May 2020

interest in or knowledge of Roman history --- a lot of which we seem to be reliving right now.

leftieNanner

(15,135 posts)
4. Either that or get him
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:11 PM
May 2020

another Diet Coke.

Great way to treat our highly trained top-of-the-line professionals Ass Face!

procon

(15,805 posts)
5. Kill who?
Fri May 29, 2020, 08:20 PM
May 2020

Trump hates everyone these days so the list is too large to guess who might have attracted his ire today.

Maru Kitteh

(28,341 posts)
19. Maybe not. Otherwise HOTUS would probably be throwing ladders out the windows
Sat May 30, 2020, 05:59 AM
May 2020

so the mobs could come get him for her.

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