Police Didn't Spend Millions On Awesome Tank Just To Let Protests Stay Peaceful
LOS ANGELESIn response to concerns that law enforcement officers were escalating violence in the nationwide George Floyd uprisings, Los Angeles Police Department officials announced Tuesday that they didnt spend millions on an awesome tank just to let protests stay peaceful. We got the city to drop, like, $10 million on this sick tank and you expect well just let people stand there chanting? said LAPD chief Michael Moore, adding there was no way in hell that the department would let something like peaceful demonstrations stop them from making use of the vehicles totally tricked-out weapons system, armor, and ability to ram through virtually everything in its path. I mean, the city wouldnt buy a teacher a pencil and then tell them not to use it, right? This is the kind of hardware you just cant let sit gathering dustsame with the grenade launchers, drones, and tear gas. We have whole storage bays full of projectiles and were supposed to just not use them? Get real. They wouldnt give us all this killer stuff if we werent supposed to have a little fun. LAPD officials added that the citys residents deserved to witness the full scope of all the badass shit their tax dollars could do.
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