"They probably want the stimulus check back".

Then I opened it and didn't even read it because I saw the orange assholes scrawl at the bottom of it.

nothing more than an ego stroking self aggrandizing letter to no one but himself.

I got one of those letters a couple of weeks after the money was deposited in my checking account. I did not read it, and because I was still pretty well set with toilet paper (and the paper would have been scratchy and not very absorbent), it went directly into my recycling bin.

Most fun I've had engaged in government sponsored destruction since I left the artillery.

Since using it for tRump paper was insulting to shit, and would've caused septic-system issues anyway.

Wasn't going to make s'mores over that fire--might've had toxic fumes, since I thought I smelled sulfur when I opened the envelope.

don't know what that will be yet...

write on it "Thank you for the money. I'm sending half of it to the D.N.C. and the other half to Joe Biden, the next president of the United States.

I want to support the post office, y'know.