The guy with the cane might have just been walking by. Note - only two chairs and two flags.
And this is what we're up against???

Well, Ass Face has TWO whole voters there. Good for him.

One of these yahoos actually brought a CSA flag with him. It’s the first one, but unlike his buddy, he brought the real stars and bars, not the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia.

They look like perfect stereotypes.

We had a neighbor (who we do not know) that flew a very ragged one for months. I enjoyed it.

Its Wikipedia entry is a stub, though it's not too far south of Fredericksburg.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corbin,_Virginia

Judging by its profile on Google Maps, it appears that between 1/4 and 1/3 of the population of Corbin came down for the day . . . .

BUT please don't paint all of us who need a keto diet with the same brush.