That's the ticket!

Trump Funerals, Inc. for coronavirus deaths.

It's a guaranteed business with plenty of potential customers, of whom you'll never run out.

On the other hand, he'd fuck that up, too.

It would add another meaning to Rick Wilson's phrase, "Everything Trump touches dies."

I predict he will do this.

lots of campaign junk to be sold. They have to unload that crap before he loses the election.

...by mentioning Biden's name. Pffffffffffttttt! Twenty times.

All that hard spittle flying around would be viral heaven.