White House Toilet Doesn't Know If It Can Handle Another 4 Years Of Trump.
WASHINGTONShuddering at the thought of what another term would bring, a White House toilet reportedly expressed concerns Thursday that it didnt know if it could handle another four years of President Donald Trump.
I know Im supposed to be apolitical and serve at the pleasure of the president, whoever it is, but I truly dont think that I can take it if Trump wins reelection, said the porcelain commode, explaining that it had served honorably through several administrations and had never experienced anything as unspeakable as Trumps bowel movements.
I thought that maybe the office would change him, but if anything, hes only gotten worse. Im honestly surprised Ive made it this long. Every day is such a slog. Honestly, Im at my breaking point. Biden isnt perfect by any means, but hed certainly be an improvement. The sink doesnt get what my deal is, but obviously she doesnt understand because shes never been used.
At press time, the White House toilet claimed to be most worried about the possibility of Trump refusing to give up the bathroom voluntarily in November.
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