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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat was Jeff Sessions smoking tonight?
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Jeff Sessions
@jeffsessions
President @realDonaldTrump displayed tonight his incredible drive, understanding of the history and principles that made America great. Masterful! Unleashed! Winning message!! @JoeBiden cannot match this. Game on!
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What was Jeff Sessions smoking tonight? (Original Post)
Mrs. Overall
Jun 2020
OP
"He can toddle down a ramp! He drinks water! Winning message! Who could ask for more?"
struggle4progress
Jun 2020
#7
The "Masterful! Unleashed! Winning message!!" line makes me think he was being sarcastic.
Progressive Law
Jun 2020
#17
Laelth
(32,017 posts)1. Dude! Take this handkerchief and wipe your nose.
Its awfully brown.
-Laelth
PufPuf23
(8,818 posts)12. Thought you were going to offer Sessions chloroform
before reading the post.
madaboutharry
(40,218 posts)2. I wonder if this is sarcasm.
Maybe he needs to add this:
Then it would be a perfect tweet!
still_one
(92,372 posts)4. I think it is
Still Sensible
(2,870 posts)3. Almost as pathetic as Ted Cruz!
Incredible.
herding cats
(19,566 posts)5. Elect me again. Please, elect me!!
AleksS
(1,665 posts)6. After the dragging Trump's been giving Sess.
That must be sarcasm. If not, its a serious battered wife syndrome issue.
If its not sarcasm, it looks almost as desperate for love as Trump Jr.s interview yesterday.
struggle4progress
(118,330 posts)7. "He can toddle down a ramp! He drinks water! Winning message! Who could ask for more?"
Cha
(297,528 posts)14. BLOTUS Slowed the Testing 'cause it would Hurt
him!!
"masterful" shit!
"masterful" shit!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)8. What? Is he joking?
You can never tell these days. If not, he is just as deranged as Trump. I honestly feel like I am living in The Twilight Zone most of the time these days. I am having a hard time accepting the reality that is presented to me.
Midnight Writer
(21,788 posts)9. Pathetic man. Like a whipped dog crawling back to its abuser.
subterranean
(3,427 posts)10. Jeff Sessions has a great sense of humor. Who knew?
Demovictory9
(32,472 posts)11. best response: "Local rat tries to get ON the burning ship."
Cha
(297,528 posts)15. LOL! Oh, The Hoarse Whisperer.. no wonder!
Cha
(297,528 posts)16. I just saw this "trump timeline of CV" on that thread.. so TY Again!
uponit7771
(90,359 posts)20. +1
peggysue2
(10,839 posts)13. Nice try, Beauregard
But the President of the Confederacy is just not into you.
Progressive Law
(617 posts)17. The "Masterful! Unleashed! Winning message!!" line makes me think he was being sarcastic.
SamKnause
(13,110 posts)18. He wasn't smoking anything.
He was huffing Trump's farts.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,628 posts)19. Isn't Dump supposed to go to Alabama soon to campaign for
Jeffs opponent? Seems like the Nazi Elf is begging Dump to cancel or at least go easy on him.