But that's all he's got.

He def. looks like his neural transmissions have nearly ceased.

Once you learn to fake that, you’ve got it made.

He's Mark Twain's hypocritical politician. A few choice quotes...

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

“There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."

"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can."

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."

"An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere."

"All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity."

"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals."

it's all he's got.

You are correct. He hasn't perfected it. He is a phony as hell.

in decades of watching politics and sleazy politicians.

George Will used the word oleaginous to describe him once. PERFECT! Because that's what he IS. Besides, being the whitest-looking white guy that the donald ever laid eyes on. I'm still convinced THAT is why he picked Pence to be his running made. I think THAT is what tipped the scale for trump and helped him decide to pick Pence.

Smarmy, sanctimonious, phony and oily and greasy. Oleaginous to the nth degree! It's a PERFECT word for Pence.

I think someone needs to organize a political rally at which everyone shows up naked and smokes dope. And if the authorities try to break it up, cite VP Pence's view that people don't forfeit their constitutional right to peacefully assemble.

....70% water, 15% distilled water,... 15% chicken broth. With six table spoons of chicken fat to give it some flavor and as a thickening agent.

In the Navy, after 3 weeks at sea and supplies running short we use to talk about the “Duty Chicken”. There was a chicken on duty for soup day and it had to be dipped in hot water, then put back away, for our next Chicken soup day. Had a few to rotate duty days to keep em fresh. Your post is our soup recipe, except for the live chicken to dip.

He sounded like a man who knew he was lying and was stumbling over the words.

real or imagined. He is truly pathetic. He's soaked up Trump's word salad and makes no sense, whatsoever.

This week has shown that neither of them have much desire or enthusiasm to run for office, again. We can understand that thought process, as we've been experiencing the same dread. The last thing we need is another campaign by these two losers. Our only benefit will be watching them slide down the sewer to obscurity.

How have we survived nearly 4 years of these clowns?

Lord, he is HORRIBLE.......

is that he is learning from Trump.

of Biden vs Pence.

the point one percent controls motor 'skills'

a very stapled penis ... wait ... no ... whatever ... damn you auto-correct ...

MR. Vice President, other than your base of 38% who don’t care if they get the virus and spread it to other, how do you expect the majority of Americans not to think of you and this Administration as nothing but a bunch of heartless idiots for refusing to wear masks and follow the medical advice in dealing with this horrible pandemic that the Administration allowed to happen?