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Faux pas

(14,681 posts)
3. Lol
Mon Jun 29, 2020, 08:58 PM
Jun 2020

I don't care to engage with the dinks. I know why they don't wear masks their as stoopid as their stable genius leader and maybe even stoopider.

Crunchy Frog

(26,587 posts)
4. God created genitals, so pants are an attack on God's reproductive apparatus.
Mon Jun 29, 2020, 09:04 PM
Jun 2020

I haven't actually seen that, but we could start pushing it as a counterargument.

Vogon_Glory

(9,118 posts)
5. So why did Moses cover up when he came down from Mount Sinai?
Mon Jun 29, 2020, 09:20 PM
Jun 2020

After talking with God? Riddle me that, blockheads!

FakeNoose

(32,641 posts)
8. They don't read the Old Testament
Mon Jun 29, 2020, 09:29 PM
Jun 2020

On the other hand, I'm not sure if they read the New Testament either. So ... good point!



sanatanadharma

(3,707 posts)
9. I tried to put a mask on a snowflake once, to prove a point, but it was pointless
Mon Jun 29, 2020, 09:36 PM
Jun 2020

Masks cover the face of God, they say, showing their theology to be every bit the equal of first grade level logic.
Breath comes in but breath doesn't go out, according to the CO2 crowd.

Obviously we know, one needs to wear a mask because fetuses can't.
It is just science.
All the anti-mask not-science is tantrum level balderdash.
I doubt that anyone wants their own next ten-hour brain surgery to be done by unmasked doctors and nurses?

There are many jobs requiring mask wearing for the entire work day.
Though some can't put one on long enough to buy baby food or boxes of bolts.

StarryNite

(9,446 posts)
12. The Drowning Man
Mon Jun 29, 2020, 11:44 PM
Jun 2020

Lay this one on the next idiot that comes up with that religious bs.

A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."

The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."

So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."

To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."

To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"


Then tell the maskless idiot to wear a f*cking mask because god sent them to us so that we can save each other!

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