OK, How Soon Will Mitt Romney Have His Next Press Conference

In order to inform the voters of this nation that they must vote for him, because it is the Mormon God's will that Willard Romney be anointed as Ruler of The United States, and voting against Mitt will anger that deity by denying Mitt his rightful destiny.


He'll warn those who would vote against him that they will be mightily smitten.




You know, just an FYI for those voters who don't believe in that type of nonsense.


Like, well, anyone not drooling in their oatmeal.