Thank you Fox News! Thank you! Thank you!

You have diligently kept covering up for Romney's missteps and foul-ups, doubling down on stupid and emboldening his ass to keep mucking up.

And we all at DU should deeply thank Fox News as well for giving Romney mixed messages and then consistently switching them within a few days if not hours. With Krauthammer, Kristol, Carlson, Hannity, O'Reilly, et al. continually giving Romney a cacophony of advice and then changing their minds the next day while Romney and/or his people are listening (with "rabbit ears," as they used to say in baseball about a pitcher rattled by the crowd), we have already had multiple weeks of mistakes and can expect no end of the hilarity in the future.

And that includes the far future since the tighter Romney struggles, the tighter the web of his own ineptitudes tightens about him.

What grand entertainment we have had, dear friends, all thanks to dear old Fox News!

(I even saw someone on Susteren saying Romney's sudden speech last night might be the pivotal moment in the campaign which will eventually end with Romney's election--though I heard "confirmation" deep in the mix.)

The rapture! The joy! The finest pleasure that is legal!