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but I can't remember where and I haven't seen a clear picture.

Every You down in Youville liked elections a lot,

But the Mitt, who lived above Youville, did NOT!

The Mitt hated elections! The whole election season!

Now please don't ask why. We all know the reason.

Certainly his head wasn't screwed on tight.

Certainly his speech was arrogant and trite.

But I think that the most likely reason of all,

Is he's both sociopath and narcissist, with no heart at all.

Whatever the reasons (that Hannity excused)

He watched TV election eve, hating the Yous.

Staring with dead eyes and a sour, Mitty smirk,

At the cold, hungry people, who were looking for work.

For he knew not one You down in Youville beneath,

but they'd be voting tomorrow, and he gnashed his teeth.

"What if they're registered?" He snarled with a sneer,

"Tomorrow's the election! It's practically here!"

Then he growled, with his Mitt fingers greedily drumming,

"I MUST find some way to stop the election from coming!"

For tomorrow, he knew, all You papas and mamas,

Would rush out to vote against him, and all for Obama!

That's what they'd be saying if we did something like that!