Mitt Romney, the least interesting man in the world...

• When he goes on vacation, his dog prefers to ride on the roof

• He once lived in a basement belonging to his own son

• He believes his underpants are magical

• He is unable to pronounce the number that follows 49

• He claims corporations are people, my friend

• No one has ever asked to see his birth certificate

• He thinks NASCAR fans wear fancy raincoats

• He once said: “I’m not familiar precisely with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was.”

• He spends his spare time measuring trees

• He is suspicious of cookies