it meant "My Butt Attended".

He tried to get into the University of Texas law school and got rejected. Bummer.

we marveled at his apparent stupidity notwithstanding.

The United States is not a business, and the idea of it being run like one should make people shit themselves in terror.

from what i have seen people who do well in business are usually ones who have some knowledge of the product/service they are selling. not because of some business classes.

but still managed to make money personally even though he got his hands slapped for insider trading not once but twice.

like a business. He did. He ran every business he owned into the ground. The Saudi's had to bail him out.