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TheBlackAdder

(28,226 posts) Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:23 PM Jul 2020

Princess Dumbass -- Take Your Daughter To Work Day: Ivanka Urges Unemployed To 'Find Something New'

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Really, WTF is wrong with all of these loafers. Just have your daddy set you up in another gig! It's not rocket science!

Ivanka Trump is holding a press conference today to talk about her latest hobby. No, not scrap booking -- It's a campaign to urge 50 million displaced and unemployed workers to "Find Something New." You know, because finding a new job is a lot like hunting down the latest hot restaurant before those bastards at the Times ruin it with their five-star reviews!

Ivanka Trump
@IvankaTrump
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More than ever our #PledgetoAmericasWorkers is focused on helping Americans
bolster skills to find new jobs + navigate career transitions.

Today we are launching the #FindSomethingNew ad campaign!
Link to tweet

Well, the replies weren't too nice to her. I don't know why.

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Princess Dumbass -- Take Your Daughter To Work Day: Ivanka Urges Unemployed To 'Find Something New' (Original Post) TheBlackAdder Jul 2020 OP

Walter, your plan is fucking genius, if I understand it correctly (nt) mr_lebowski Jul 2020 #1

A Swiss fucking watch! coti Jul 2020 #11

Everything is fucked ... (nt) mr_lebowski Jul 2020 #15

We truly are in the Twilight Zone DSandra Jul 2020 #2

What the ever loving fuck? smirkymonkey Jul 2020 #3

We plan to #FindSomethingNew in November, you vacant-eyed The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #4

LMAO awesomerwb1 Jul 2020 #5

Hmm, something new? Like maybe skimming a few million dollars off your father's inauguration? Mike 03 Jul 2020 #6

Sorry Princess calguy Jul 2020 #7

I have no respect for this POS. No guidelines what-so-ever offered either on the 'new' thing... SWBTATTReg Jul 2020 #8

That whole family better find something new come next Jan nt intrepidity Jul 2020 #9

You can sell wine or steaks or start your own university lame54 Jul 2020 #10

I don't have time to find something new. I'm still busy trying to be better. dameatball Jul 2020 #12

Get some licenses to manufacture cheap goods in China MaryMagdaline Jul 2020 #13

Oh...I think I'll be an interior no a fashion designer and make oh I don't know underpants Jul 2020 #14

I'm creating a TV show called The Virtual Apprentice... Phentex Jul 2020 #16

I understand there are thousands of unfilled government posts flibbitygiblets Jul 2020 #17

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

1. Walter, your plan is fucking genius, if I understand it correctly (nt)

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:25 PM

Jul 2020

coti

(4,612 posts)

11. A Swiss fucking watch!

Reply to mr_lebowski (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:44 PM

Jul 2020

So fucking simple nobody can understand it, that's the beauty of it.

"I love ya, but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a goddamned moron."

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

15. Everything is fucked ... (nt)

Reply to coti (Reply #11)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 04:10 PM

Jul 2020

DSandra

(999 posts)

2. We truly are in the Twilight Zone

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:28 PM

Jul 2020

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

3. What the ever loving fuck?

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:28 PM

Jul 2020

Someone, please! Just make it all go away!

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,894 posts)

4. We plan to #FindSomethingNew in November, you vacant-eyed

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:32 PM

Jul 2020

department store mannequin who can't seem to figure out how to be a real girl.

awesomerwb1

(4,268 posts)

5. LMAO

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:34 PM

Jul 2020

"Find something new"?? No, wait, this isn't The Onion....

Coming soon: "let's get a virus together!" (Not absurd enough? I'll grab my coat)

Mike 03

(16,616 posts)

6. Hmm, something new? Like maybe skimming a few million dollars off your father's inauguration?

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:35 PM

Jul 2020

Ivanka, will you train me in how to skim?

calguy

(5,336 posts)

7. Sorry Princess

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:35 PM

Jul 2020

We're going with someONE new.

SWBTATTReg

(22,176 posts)

8. I have no respect for this POS. No guidelines what-so-ever offered either on the 'new' thing...

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:36 PM

Jul 2020

to find. Worthless.

intrepidity

(7,339 posts)

9. That whole family better find something new come next Jan nt

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:41 PM

Jul 2020

lame54

(35,328 posts)

10. You can sell wine or steaks or start your own university

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:43 PM

Jul 2020

dameatball

(7,400 posts)

12. I don't have time to find something new. I'm still busy trying to be better.

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:44 PM

Jul 2020

MaryMagdaline

(6,856 posts)

13. Get some licenses to manufacture cheap goods in China

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 03:48 PM

Jul 2020

underpants

(182,945 posts)

14. Oh...I think I'll be an interior no a fashion designer and make oh I don't know

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 04:04 PM

Jul 2020

$185,000

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

16. I'm creating a TV show called The Virtual Apprentice...

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 04:17 PM

Jul 2020

the winner gets to create and market a fragrance to be worn while working from home.

flibbitygiblets

(7,220 posts)

17. I understand there are thousands of unfilled government posts

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2020, 04:21 PM

Jul 2020

Maybe you could talk to your dad for us?

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