Mitt Romney, the unlicensed barber of Easy Street.

Mitt Romney actually worked one day in his life: as an unlicensed barber. You may recall that he bullied a young fellow student who had long hair. They pinned the young boy down and cut his hair.

It's ironic that his occupation sounds so much like the story of Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. But Sweeney Todd went after the bullies and made them into meat pies. Since Romney worked just one day in his East Street life, I imagine he would be Veal on this menu. However, like swine, no one would eat the squeal--his voice is too bitter.