Just saying

...so he could roll it over the plate.
He could then brag he got it over the plate!
Any other approach would be a failure.

Saves every one in the world time, money and life expectancy.

Kinda harsh? Not even close.

...since they'd have to use a golf ball instead of a baseball to accommodate his tiny hands.

And he knows he can’t throw that far and everyone will laugh at him. Really, most anything the clown in chief does he’s going to get laughed at or give fodder for memes. If people weren’t dying and losing their jobs and all he’d be nothing more than a bad joke

And we all remember how skillfully he did the coin toss at that football game. How many times can he embarrass us? Ahh, let me count the ways...….

Putt the ball to home plate he would do it.

As usual, 9 strokes and write down 2.

And they think God is a Republican.

Doesn't have the cojones to watch the players kneel.

that this unathletic load of lard and crap could never throw a ball anywhere near the 60 feet and 6 inches from the pitcher's mound to home plate.

As if no one knew that already

The only reason he finally, after 3 years, was willing to perform the ceremonial first pitch at an MLB baseball game was that the Covid-19 pandemic led to restrictions on not permitting a live audience at baseball games; and this guaranteed that no would be in the ballpark to Boo him. Yes, I agree that the 'risk' of the athletes kneeling during the national anthem, in his presence, is what drove his decision to cancel his plans to attend the game.

Tru*p will be the first resident of the White House since 1910 who will not have thrown out the first pitch at an MLB season opener, or at any regular season MLB baseball game, during his entire time in office. Let us work to deny him any more baseball seasons/years of opportunity to attend a game while the White House resident.

can't make time in his schedule.

Good. Save taxpayers the travel expenses.

Then we could give him a ride out of town on a rail. That would be fun.