Important Petition: Verify that Mitt Romney is not an Oompa Loompa
"As seen in many recent appearances and interviews, Mitt Romney seems to share characteristics to an Oompa Loompa. As the U.S. Constitution stipulates, a person must be a U.S. citizen. As this implies that a "citizen" is a human being, and there are no records of DNA to prove Mitt Romney is human, we demand that an investigation be launched to prove that he is 100% human. DNA sampling can prove such requirements, and within a reasonable time frame before the November 2012 elections."
http://www.change.org/petitions/republican-national-committee-verify-that-mitt-romney-is-not-an-oompa-loompa
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Did you find this or start this? Hilarious take on birther nonsense. 
I was curious if the oompa loompa thing was getting traction, so i typed "mitt romney oompa loompa" into google and this was the first hit 
