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DanieRains

(4,619 posts) Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:02 PM Jul 2020

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Is Louie Gohmert Dead Yet?

He was sent to Washington by voters in Texas to insult smart people, and oppose responsible government.

And to help the insanely rich avoid paying taxes.

There, I just wrote his eulogy.

RIP Louie.

Asshole / Idiot

I just caused dispersions in his asparagus.

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Is Louie Gohmert Dead Yet? (Original Post) DanieRains Jul 2020 OP

Nawh...and it is too bad. machoneman Jul 2020 #1

lol - it doesn't work that quickly. whttevrr Jul 2020 #2

He says he's going to be treated with hydroxychloroquine, so that may accelerate things BamaRefugee Jul 2020 #8

He should follow it with a Clorox chaser Zorro Jul 2020 #16

Well, one can hope. whttevrr Jul 2020 #30

Good question! n/t Greybnk48 Jul 2020 #3

I suppose someone, some time, somewhere loves/loved him but, dang, I don't know how! Backseat Driver Jul 2020 #4

Not yet, but... dubyadiprecession Jul 2020 #5

Hmmm...the walking dead, eh? SWBTATTReg Jul 2020 #6

I'm Hoping For Barr sfstaxprep Jul 2020 #7

What in tar-nation is taking so long ? magicarpet Jul 2020 #9

Well, his brain has been dead for a goodly long time. TruckFump Jul 2020 #10

Get the widow on the set... Marcuse Jul 2020 #11

August 13. Sanity Claws Jul 2020 #12

It took cain a month, and goober only announced he tested positive yesterday. niyad Jul 2020 #13

No, but his mask has latched onto his face like an alien parasite. nt procon Jul 2020 #14

Mask? Or Donald's ass? LakeArenal Jul 2020 #17

Kind of depends on whether he's been having sex with demons in his sleep. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #15

Only his brain Reader Rabbit Jul 2020 #18

Last I heard he was asymptomatic. AJT Jul 2020 #19

When you lie about having covid so you kacekwl Jul 2020 #21

Well, give it a week and then we can say whether he is asymptomatic, or was just presymptomatic Salviati Jul 2020 #26

Not yet dammit! LunaSea Jul 2020 #20

There's always some lead time between PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2020 #22

give it a week, maybe? 0rganism Jul 2020 #23

Dead? Does "from the neck up" count? NM Grins Jul 2020 #24

I hope he spreads it around to his GOP friends first captain queeg Jul 2020 #25

To me? Yes. (n/t) Iggo Jul 2020 #27

Is he dead? How can you tell? skip fox Jul 2020 #28

My sentiments, exactly. Paladin Jul 2020 #29

machoneman

(4,013 posts)

1. Nawh...and it is too bad.

Reply to DanieRains (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:05 PM

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whttevrr

(2,345 posts)

2. lol - it doesn't work that quickly.

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:06 PM

Jul 2020

He has to be intubated and put on a respirator first.

BamaRefugee

(3,488 posts)

8. He says he's going to be treated with hydroxychloroquine, so that may accelerate things

Reply to whttevrr (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:09 PM

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Zorro

(15,749 posts)

16. He should follow it with a Clorox chaser

Reply to BamaRefugee (Reply #8)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:35 PM

Jul 2020

That'll get rid of that nasty ol' virus quicker.

whttevrr

(2,345 posts)

30. Well, one can hope.

Reply to BamaRefugee (Reply #8)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 05:40 PM

Jul 2020

Tots and Prairies.

Greybnk48

(10,177 posts)

3. Good question! n/t

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:06 PM

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Backseat Driver

(4,399 posts)

4. I suppose someone, some time, somewhere loves/loved him but, dang, I don't know how!

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:06 PM

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dubyadiprecession

(5,725 posts)

5. Not yet, but...

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:07 PM

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I’m willing to donate my labor of digging a hole for the A-holes grave at the county dump.

SWBTATTReg

(22,176 posts)

6. Hmmm...the walking dead, eh?

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:07 PM

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sfstaxprep

(9,998 posts)

7. I'm Hoping For Barr

Reply to DanieRains (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:09 PM

Jul 2020

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

magicarpet

(14,187 posts)

9. What in tar-nation is taking so long ?

Reply to DanieRains (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:10 PM

Jul 2020

He will never wear a mask,... he will infect the whole world.

TruckFump

(5,812 posts)

10. Well, his brain has been dead for a goodly long time.

Reply to DanieRains (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:13 PM

Jul 2020

Does that count?

Marcuse

(7,528 posts)

11. Get the widow on the set...

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:20 PM

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Sanity Claws

(21,860 posts)

12. August 13.

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:20 PM

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Give him two weeks.

niyad

(113,600 posts)

13. It took cain a month, and goober only announced he tested positive yesterday.

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:22 PM

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procon

(15,805 posts)

14. No, but his mask has latched onto his face like an alien parasite. nt

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:27 PM

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LakeArenal

(28,858 posts)

17. Mask? Or Donald's ass?

Reply to procon (Reply #14)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:37 PM

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The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,892 posts)

15. Kind of depends on whether he's been having sex with demons in his sleep.

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:33 PM

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Reader Rabbit

(2,624 posts)

18. Only his brain

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:39 PM

Jul 2020

But, of course, that's always been the case. That repugnant sack of meat has been walking and squawking around the Capitol for years.

AJT

(5,240 posts)

19. Last I heard he was asymptomatic.

Reply to DanieRains (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:41 PM

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Darn it.

kacekwl

(7,022 posts)

21. When you lie about having covid so you

Reply to AJT (Reply #19)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:54 PM

Jul 2020

can say you were cured by hyxrocloiform or whatever they call it then sure your asymptomatic. All hail Dr. Drumph.

Salviati

(6,009 posts)

26. Well, give it a week and then we can say whether he is asymptomatic, or was just presymptomatic

Reply to AJT (Reply #19)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:50 PM

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LunaSea

(2,895 posts)

20. Not yet dammit!

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:47 PM

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I've yet to finalize arrangements with the Ghanese Funeral Dancers.
Need another minute or so...

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,908 posts)

22. There's always some lead time between

Reply to DanieRains (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:58 PM

Jul 2020

being exposed to the virus and getting sick, if you even do.

But keep in mind that it took Cain about a month to die from when he went into the hospital. He was 74. Gohmert is only 66, which might make a difference. We'll just have to be patient.

0rganism

(23,974 posts)

23. give it a week, maybe?

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 03:59 PM

Jul 2020

the GOP can name that fantastic health care plan they owe us after him

Grins

(7,239 posts)

24. Dead? Does "from the neck up" count? NM

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:06 PM

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captain queeg

(10,269 posts)

25. I hope he spreads it around to his GOP friends first

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:37 PM

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Iggo

(47,574 posts)

27. To me? Yes. (n/t)

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 04:53 PM

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skip fox

(19,359 posts)

28. Is he dead? How can you tell?

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Thu Jul 30, 2020, 05:17 PM

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Paladin

(28,277 posts)

29. My sentiments, exactly.

Reply to DanieRains (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 05:22 PM

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The sooner Louie is unable to be a national disgrace, the better.

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