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MADRID (The Borowitz Report)Americans are insanely jealous of Spain after its disgraced former head of state Juan Carlos announced on Monday that he was fleeing the country.
In interviews across the U.S., Americans expressed dismay and frustration that multiple criminal investigations were all it took for the former Spanish ruler to voluntarily leave Spain forever.
So wait, in Spain, if a leader is being investigated for financial crimes and tax evasion, he just writes a letter saying goodbye and then he leaves? Carol Foyler, who lives in Topeka, Kansas, said. Whoa.
Tracy Klugian, who hails from Butte, Montana, harbored similar feelings of jealousy when he learned of Juan Carloss self-exile. So, basically, the people of Spain will never have to see or hear from this corrupt narcissist again? he said. Man.
Harland Dorrinson, who lives in St. Louis, said that he was seething with envy when he learned that Juan Carlos might have already fled to the Dominican Republic, some four thousand miles away from Spain.
Four thousand miles away from Washington is basically the North Pole, he said. Why does Spain get all the good things?
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-insanely-jealous-of-spain-after-corrupt-head-of-state-flees-country
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(10,054 posts)They put their dirty presidents in jail. For real.
https://asiatimes.com/2019/03/one-ex-korean-president-bailed-another-still-jailed/