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Chicken McRomney?

It was beggin' to be said.

Here's Ricardo Montalban telling the secret about Corinthian leather:

Hey Mitt...we came with a great idea...we figured that ((snicker)) it would be a good idea and good for your ((chortle)) image if you were ((snort)) put this spray on tan on your face before you go on the Mexican soap opera channel.

No...really ((guffaws)) it would be a great IDEA!

Holy shit he is actually doing it....

I could hardly believe my eyes!



However, he and his campaign are idiots.

Metallic Brown - It's the color you paint cars that are loaded with Bondo - it hides ripples and dents best. They shoulda shot some darker primer on Mitt's ears - Browns will show big misnatches in basecoat colors, depending on the light.

He should send out empty chairs on the campaign trail to get the absentee vote.