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CanonRay

(14,104 posts) Tue Sep 1, 2020, 08:52 PM Sep 2020

We need a Grand Poobah of Antifa

So Barr and the FBI have someone to focus the grand conspiracy. Any volunteers? I'd do it, but I have a doctors appointment.

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We need a Grand Poobah of Antifa (Original Post) CanonRay Sep 2020 OP

Volunteer? gratuitous Sep 2020 #1

Will draw straws TEB Sep 2020 #2

The only organized 'Antifa' seems to be Trump supporters showing up with their spray paint, Molotov keithbvadu2 Sep 2020 #3

I think we should have several, all who have stayed home, have Bev54 Sep 2020 #4

I'll do it, but I must have regalia and attendants Glorfindel Sep 2020 #5

You have won my vote CanonRay Sep 2020 #10

Ok bro but can I wear the turban once in awhile TEB Sep 2020 #16

Of course, TEB... Glorfindel Sep 2020 #18

And expenses and beer jpak Sep 2020 #20

Can we have a secret handshake? I've always wanted one of those! And a code word! Squinch Sep 2020 #6

"Duchess of Soup Projectiles" Talitha Sep 2020 #22

I'll do it. Do I get a hat? Bobstandard Sep 2020 #7

Sorry, I got in late. Obviously I'll be an attendant. Bobstandard Sep 2020 #9

Does the job comes with a fancy uniform full of shiny brass buttons and chest medals? Blue_true Sep 2020 #8

Sorry, no emouluments CanonRay Sep 2020 #11

Ok, then take that job and ....., Blue_true Sep 2020 #12

I nominate TEB mercuryblues Sep 2020 #13

I second that motion plus TEB has vicious dogs that will livetohike Sep 2020 #15

I think I'd be perfect.. stillcool Sep 2020 #14

remember Kilroy ? dweller Sep 2020 #17

I nominate you jpak Sep 2020 #19

That would be me. Come get me, Fat Willie!! nt Progressive Jones Sep 2020 #21

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

1. Volunteer?

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 08:54 PM

Sep 2020

I'm holding out for that sweet, sweet Soros dough! Make me an offer.

TEB

(12,861 posts)

2. Will draw straws

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 08:54 PM

Sep 2020

keithbvadu2

(36,829 posts)

3. The only organized 'Antifa' seems to be Trump supporters showing up with their spray paint, Molotov

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:00 PM

Sep 2020

The only organized 'Antifa' seems to be Trump supporters showing up with their spray paint, Molotov cocktails, guns, or vandalism tools, pretending to be protesters.

Bev54

(10,053 posts)

4. I think we should have several, all who have stayed home, have

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:02 PM

Sep 2020

nothing to hide and they can spend all the time they want looking for travel receipts because there are none. I think many of us could put our names forward. Being Canadian, they would have some trouble getting my information.

Glorfindel

(9,730 posts)

5. I'll do it, but I must have regalia and attendants

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:04 PM

Sep 2020

CanonRay

(14,104 posts)

10. You have won my vote

Reply to Glorfindel (Reply #5)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:06 PM

Sep 2020

TEB

(12,861 posts)

16. Ok bro but can I wear the turban once in awhile

Reply to Glorfindel (Reply #5)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:32 PM

Sep 2020

Glorfindel

(9,730 posts)

18. Of course, TEB...

Reply to TEB (Reply #16)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:35 PM

Sep 2020

what's mine is yours!

jpak

(41,758 posts)

20. And expenses and beer

Reply to Glorfindel (Reply #5)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:49 PM

Sep 2020

Squinch

(50,955 posts)

6. Can we have a secret handshake? I've always wanted one of those! And a code word!

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:04 PM

Sep 2020

I will be the Duchess of Soup Projectiles.

Talitha

(6,593 posts)

22. "Duchess of Soup Projectiles"

Reply to Squinch (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 11:15 PM

Sep 2020

Bobstandard

(1,312 posts)

7. I'll do it. Do I get a hat?

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:04 PM

Sep 2020

I loved Johnny Carson’s hat when he did The Great Carnac. I’ve always wanted one of those.

Plus, I know what Antifa means: Anti Farts. How can you be against that?

Imagine this very loud at a hearing before a Senate committee, “I am the GRAND PoohBaah of Antifaah and I excoriate your faaahts!”

I’ll even go dressed all in black, except for the turban thing, of course

Bobstandard

(1,312 posts)

9. Sorry, I got in late. Obviously I'll be an attendant.

Reply to Bobstandard (Reply #7)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:06 PM

Sep 2020

Blue_true

(31,261 posts)

8. Does the job comes with a fancy uniform full of shiny brass buttons and chest medals?

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:04 PM

Sep 2020

Also, by chance, does a Starbucks gift card get thrown in as extra inducement?

CanonRay

(14,104 posts)

11. Sorry, no emouluments

Reply to Blue_true (Reply #8)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:09 PM

Sep 2020

Blue_true

(31,261 posts)

12. Ok, then take that job and .....,

Reply to CanonRay (Reply #11)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:10 PM

Sep 2020

mercuryblues

(14,532 posts)

13. I nominate TEB

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:15 PM

Sep 2020

livetohike

(22,147 posts)

15. I second that motion plus TEB has vicious dogs that will

Reply to mercuryblues (Reply #13)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:25 PM

Sep 2020

lick people to death .

stillcool

(32,626 posts)

14. I think I'd be perfect..

Reply to CanonRay (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 09:20 PM

Sep 2020

is it the usual meetings in basements? Deep Throat kind of stuff in parking garages? I would really like to testify in Congress, and I'm even open to doing time! Do they let you knit in jail?