before they had a chance to sink.

Link to tweet

“ Most boats that took on water were towed before sinking.”

because they are at the intersection in the Venn diagram of Trump support and stupid.

With a small outcropping into the 'Greedy/Evil People' circle.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Too bad they all didn't sink.

Out their torpedo tubes.

Damn it! I wasn't supposed to talk about the invisible ships!

Damn I wasn’t supposed to mention that

First rule of stuff that doesn't exist, is don't talk about stuff that doesn't exist!

... casing the smaller boats to be swamped by Blue Waves and sunk.

I’m disappointed.

Except that they would want to get rid of the rescuers.

They don't even suspect you used the wave generator.

Bravo!

What idiots!

completed a successful mission.



I must also thank the delusional loonies. With them, I don't need a fleet of submarines and I don't need to launch a mission - I just read about their fuckups on the internet.

They fucking defeat themselves with utter bullshit. Got'em right where I want'em. Give them enough rope, they will all hang themselves, or sink themselves.

Those hulls were riddled with holes shaped like soup cans!

I’m sure the MAGATs will want the taxpayers to pony up.

Is this a thing?

God I hope they think the sinkings were due to foul play. Can they be this stupid? This is too good to be true.