Holy shit ....coffee everywhere!!!

"Rush Limbaugh Should volunteer to be the spokesperson of the "spot yer wiener" society..."

Less wind drag.

And as my wife says--- I'm greased lightning because it's over faster than a lightning strike.

His belly sticks out farther than his dickie do.

as in "your belly's done lapped over your belt"

...when your chest drops into your drawers.

You've seen one, you've seen 'em all.

But I can still see it this morning. Does that mean I can feel better about myself now?

can you feel about yourself better now, but you can also get there quicker when you do so.

sandwiches today, you're in the shit.

And even if I did, there is still one left.

No, wait... that might Heisenberg the results.

who I wouldn't want to see in a swimsuit, let alone naked. Thanks a lot.

Sorta gives new meaning to "cramming before a test"
*shudder*

This whole thread has me hysterical.

I'm gonna go into town and take a head count.

It looks just like a dick only smaller, Must be rushes 10% theory

and one would want to gaze at their penis to what end?

I haven't seen mine in a long time and I don't really
find myself sitting around fanticizing about what it
might look like after all these years.

I would imagine it's like a woman's boobs -
they wonder why men are so facinated
when they seem to care less.

I wonder if the guy told his parents about his findings
and if his parents now wonder where they went wrong

Oh well, yawn....

People are joking about this but there's an underlying psychological reason for this that no one wants to broach.

to "Bob" in My Own Private Idaho.

News worthy?

"When you're done with your equipment, you build a shed over it."

I can visit it on the weekends.