I mean like, he's the boss, right?

You nailed it.

Bain... Running & Hiding from his TAX RETURNS How about that money from the Feds he got for the Olympics he was in charge of? Was he not really there? Was that a mirage, also?

Buy a share, get a golden parachute. Simple as that to get rich!

Wasn't that a deal he worked out after retirement in 2002 . . . or was it 1999? Oh, I don't know, I suppose we'll find out once he releases those tax returns

I think we know the answer.

He's just an professional investor. Do we really want a speculator as president?

So you see, he's a people person!

Gee,I learn something new every day.

maybe he just cleaned the toilets?

... vulture corporations operate!

CEOs don't manage! Wow, what a fucking revelation!

Thanks, Mittwit.

Just the money and one heck of a nice retirement package.

Those below them take the blame and the bad publicity.

Bain Capital. Does that mean He's giving back all the money he never made from the company he never managed?

not to get complacent.

Even if he did manage it, experience in vulture capitalism isn't what I'd consider useful for running the country... but now it turns out he didn't do that either?

+1,000

"What is this 'Bain' of which you speak?"

to manage USA Inc?

Just think of all the car elevator builders, manure shovelers, Cadillac polishers and Mormon Underwear folders who sleep warm tonight thanks to the Benevolence of Mitt!

Bring a little subtlety back into your work. You should keep 'em guessing, kinda like the Joaquin Phoenix hoax.

Enjoyed the read.
Basically it just means that Romney never really worked in a real job his entire life.

In fact, Bain Capital never even existed! It's still 1980, and Mitt Romney is Ronald Reagan!

"I never mismanaged Bain"

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