Magic Underpants

These are the debate questions running around in my head:

Do you think his debate coach said, "If you get nervous, picture them in their magic underpants."?

I'm sorry, I can't help it. Whenever I see Mr. Romney, I wonder if he is wearing the underwear that he believes give him mystical powers. Will he use these mystical powers during the debate? Is that fair? Should President Obama also be given special underpants to make it even? Romney has to wear the underpants during the debate (because, if the rapture happens during the debate, God will not be able to find Mittens unless he has magic undies...which brings up more questions for me. If God is God, and can make planets and people and algebra, then why can't he find people unless they have on magic mormon panties?) Does this mean Romney thinks the rapture will happen during the debate?

Will Romney be thinking about the fact his church has OK'd him to lie as long as it benefits the church? Do you think he believes that lies for God do not count as lies?

Are Mormon underpants made of a thick enough material to stifle the sound of a chipotle fart? Is that why that Chipotle worker had that look on his face?
Yes, these are my debate questions. Now, try not to picture Mitt in his magic underpants. (and if you do, I think you should come back to this post and Rec it...cause, well, I made you picture mitt in his underwear and that's worth a rec)
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