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MineralMan

(146,333 posts) Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:33 PM Oct 2012

Mullah Robertson Says, “...this nation belongs to Jesus”

http://articles.philly.com/2012-09-30/news/34164757_1_national-prayer-crowd-jesus

Mullah Pat Robertson, one of the most influential leaders of the minuscule, but growing fundamentalist Christian Taliban sect in America, called on fellow Taliban members to "reclaim the nation for God" this past Saturday in Pennsylvania. It's not known what he means by that, but a fatwa is in the works, we suspect.

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Mullah Robertson Says, “...this nation belongs to Jesus” (Original Post) MineralMan Oct 2012 OP

bullshit pat, pure, unadulterated b u l l s h i t. but let's make him pay property tax just in case spanone Oct 2012 #1

A Capital Idea! MineralMan Oct 2012 #2

Hah! (Chris Matthews laugh) hifiguy Oct 2012 #8

WWJS (What would Jesus sign?) JHB Oct 2012 #3

Last time I asked Jesus RoccoR5955 Oct 2012 #4

Mullah Robertson, good one. sarcasmo Oct 2012 #5

And we will all be crucified. Lint Head Oct 2012 #6

Bee. Ess. On stilts and steroids. hifiguy Oct 2012 #7

...Pat Robertson...Oh! The blood diamonds guy...! porphyrian Oct 2012 #9

...or is that the “age-defying protein shake” guy? porphyrian Oct 2012 #10

...or the guy from the 700 Club? porphyrian Oct 2012 #11

...or a terrorist? porphyrian Oct 2012 #12

"Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make BATSHIT-CRAZY" Donkees Oct 2012 #13

spanone

(135,882 posts)

1. bullshit pat, pure, unadulterated b u l l s h i t. but let's make him pay property tax just in case

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:35 PM

Oct 2012

MineralMan

(146,333 posts)

2. A Capital Idea!

Reply to spanone (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:36 PM

Oct 2012

Make it so!

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

8. Hah! (Chris Matthews laugh)

Reply to spanone (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:59 PM

Oct 2012

Remember, kiddos, Jesus saves, but Moses invests.

JHB

(37,162 posts)

3. WWJS (What would Jesus sign?)

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:37 PM

Oct 2012

I don't see his name on the Declaration of Independence, nor that of his Dad except in the most abstract manner.

I don't see his name in the Constitution, nor that of his Dad.

The Honorable Mr. O'Nazareth doesn't seem to have put his John Hancock on any civil documents, much less a deed.

RoccoR5955

(12,471 posts)

4. Last time I asked Jesus

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:47 PM

Oct 2012

He told me he has a small apartment in town, and that beat up old wreck he calls a car.
How can the nation belong to a guy who cuts grass for a living... In the Northeast?