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This one just might take the cake. "Focus on jobs creation? Nah, let's launch a bullshit investigation into the 'Fixed Jobs Numbers' conspiracy theory espoused by leading economic theorists like Jack 'Fer Fuck's Sake' Welch and Donald 'The Walking Derp' Trump. After all, how can there be improved jobs numbers when we're sitting on every jobs bill in the House? IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!1!!!!111!"
GOP Plans Congressional Investigation Into September Jobs Number Conspiracy
House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-CA) told Fox News on Wednesday that he would hold hearings into the September job numbers, buying into a widely-discredited conspiracy theory that President Obama faked last months figure to improve his re-election chances.
After the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) released an unexpectedly strong monthly jobs report last Friday finding a dramatic drop in unemployment to 7.8 percent and revised the number of jobs added in July and August up from initial estimates, a group of conservatives led by former GE CEO Jack Welch suggested that the numbers could have been fudged. Issa has now promised to look into the matter...
The rest: http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/10/11/994151/gop-plans-congressional-investigation-into-september-jobs-number-conspiracy/
There is no bottom to the barrel.
On edit: I banged out a quick BuzzFlash blog post on the matter:
How Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Scumbag) Makes Me Want to Break Things With My Face, Chapter MMMCCLXVI
http://truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/17571-how-rep-darrell-issa-r-scumbag-makes-me-want-to-break-things-with-my-face-chapter-mmmcclxvi
The Blue Flower
(5,446 posts)Best to stay away from black holes. Read Scott Peck's "People of the Lie." This s*** can seriously mess with a good person's mind.
woodsprite
(11,929 posts)That is, until I came back from lunch. Now they're spouting that the number was so low because California wasn't added into the report. UGH!!!
Checking DU now to see if there is verification of the latest crap!
Sugarcoated
(7,733 posts)that can't possibly be true.
femrap
(13,418 posts)a calendar (obviously Issa, Welch and Don the comb-over don't) knows this is when people hire for the holidays! I've seen signs all over town: HIRING!
Plus since employers have kept their workforces small this year, I think they might be adding more Xmas jobs than usual.
Plus there is Halloween in October....which has become much more commercialized than when I was a kid. We just grabbed a sheet and went after the candy.
And something about giving Thanks in November.
And people travel around these holidays, as well.
Seriously, are these Repugnants that fooking stupid?????????
Sure they may not be the highest paying jobs, but none the less, they are jobs.
mikeysnot
(4,757 posts)They wouldn't be republican if they were smart.
forgetting that.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,726 posts)He is plainly certifiable.
newspeak
(4,847 posts)but his own damn state. I believe he is the one who was behind the recall measure. actually, I think he thought he was going to be governor-NOT.
the man may have had a corrupt youth, then he made money on car theft alarms-I wonder how he got that idea?
Issa is doing this because the repugs would have thought of fudging the numbers. just projecting on something he probably would have done.
hey, issa how about those jobs bills you and your buddies can't seem to pass?
silvershadow
(10,336 posts)inho. Glad he's not my rep. Wish he wasn't anyone's.
Tigress DEM
(7,887 posts)nc4bo
(17,651 posts)the jobs number investigation.
Fiscal conservatives my ass. Combine that with the AWOL and MIA Congress who did more nothing than something during its sessions and we have wasted a boatload of $$ chasing boogeymen.
Exception with the Libyan attack but I feel this investigation isn't being performed with Americans' best interest at heart.
Time for the clean slate treatment!
Dyedinthewoolliberal
(15,592 posts)chararterizing this to my more conservative family members and friends as 'hysterical gibberish'. It's fits the dictionary definition.
spanone
(135,891 posts)truebrit71
(20,805 posts)Issa is beneath contempt...
leftynyc
(26,060 posts)Hopefully the VP has something along those lines for tonite.
renate
(13,776 posts)andym
(5,445 posts)so the better jobs numbers don't hurt them. They are well aware there is no conspiracy. But this kind of stuff can be used against them.
WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)from all the shit flying around.
Baitball Blogger
(46,764 posts)Well said.
ancianita
(36,146 posts)It should be "THEY'RE" sitting on every jobs bill, not "we."
Barack_America
(28,876 posts)I thought they dropped from the conversation too quickly.
slampoet
(5,032 posts)sinkingfeeling
(51,478 posts)must be certified as a sane individual.
bullwinkle428
(20,631 posts)Sugarcoated
(7,733 posts)isn't going to get noticed. I sometimes wish more Dems would pound the cable circuit like Repubs do when they're outraged.
kimbutgar
(21,215 posts)more republicans? You can't pound the circuit if you're not invited to the event. Liberal media bias my ass!!!!!
Tennessee Gal
(6,160 posts)But with these jerks there will never be enough.
As I said to someone the other day, if the jobs report could be manipulated there would never be a bad jobs report! Think about it. If this were a possibility, it would have benefitted Obama to have done it long ago.
This is craziness beyond the pale. Infuriating waste of government funds.
They should get off their lazy asses, stop voting on bills trying to stop abortion and get to work on jobs bills.
Obstructionists to the nth degree.
Panasonic
(2,921 posts)Ethics inquiry should be launched against Issa, with the only option - explusion.
GoCubsGo
(32,095 posts)May it be so.
former9thward
(32,093 posts)Joint co-chairs, one a R and one a D. If someone wanted to file an ethics complaint they can do it anytime. Don't have to wait until D control.
Tennessee Gal
(6,160 posts)An Issa spokesperson told the Huffington Post that the Chairman has not yet scheduled the hearing. While Chairman Issa, in response to a question asked yesterday, did state that he believes there are legitimate questions about the Department of Labors method for calculating unemployment, the Oversight Committee has not announced or decided to hold hearings on the September unemployment report
. At no point did he say he has made plans to convene a hearing on this subject.
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/10/11/994151/gop-plans-congressional-investigation-into-september-jobs-number-conspiracy/
GoCubsGo
(32,095 posts)Look at who just disclosed the location of a secret CIA base:
http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/10/11/991231/republicans-reveal-cia-base-libya/
The treasonous, hypocritical bastards.
siligut
(12,272 posts)But yes, repugs are all that and more.
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)AY: Wouldn't they have picked a better NUMBER if it was faked??
BEE: Wouldn't this have happened SOONER if it was faked??
CEE: Why in the high FUCK does anyone listen to the Osama Bin Laden of The American Economy, Neutron Jack Welch anyway? WHY??? This neo-feudalist troll has done nothing but create wealth for his executives, fired thousands upon thousands upon thousands of workers, award himself with bonus after bonus after perk after salary inflation and now introduces unfounded conspiracy theories against government agencies cooking numbers out of partisan expediency. You've GOT to be shitting me, Jack. REALLY???? Not only that, but the fucker's a racist and a philanderer in addition to being a crooked fixer in both accounting and elections (remember, it was him behind the control desk in 2000 demanding NBC call the election for Bewsh).
DEE: FUCK CNBC for having this egg-shaped loser on every other week. What didn't he say 2 weeks ago that we need an update on now, Joe Kernen??? It's all about pushing their pro-corporate goddamned right wing claptrap and nothing else.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,879 posts)I suspect that the barrel is actually a portal into a monstrous black hole of lies and insanity.
Evergreen Emerald
(13,071 posts)We just need to be smart enough to see past the BS.
The republicans are counting on us being stupid.
veganlush
(2,049 posts)you can call the slimey thief here: (202) 225-3906
call him and tell him to stop wasting tax payer money on partisian witch hunts. maybe he should go back to stealing cars. link above tell of Issa's criminal past. when he got caught stealing cars he rolled over on his brother to protect himself i read.
veganlush
(2,049 posts)we don't need to eeck-out a close victory, we need a big win to unseat Assa the car thief. We need to win back the house. We need a landslide.
http://mediamatters.org/research/2011/01/11/report-media-ignore-rep-issas-alleged-criminal/174997
Assa can be reached here: (202) 225-3906
SmileyRose
(4,854 posts)haha
Maybe "The Walking Derp" would like another round with President Obama........ he obviously enjoys getting his shit kicked.
AtomicKitten
(46,585 posts)xxqqqzme
(14,887 posts)justify his madness. He will just investigate every bat shit crazy, wild crack inspired paranoid conspiracy fux can grasp with their shriveled hands and hold close to their breast. He has a job forever because the district he represents, north of San Diego. is tea bagger/party nirvana and breeding ground. I knew people living in his district who were rabid tea baggers before anyone dreamed of funding them.
DinahMoeHum
(21,812 posts)As for "The Walking Derp" TM), may a laugh track follow every time he opens his mouth.
just1voice
(1,362 posts)--- The Bureau of Labor Statistics also calculates six alternate measures of unemployment, U1 through U6, that measure different aspects of unemployment:[41]
* U1:[42] Percentage of labor force unemployed 15 weeks or longer.
* U2: Percentage of labor force who lost jobs or completed temporary work.
* U3: Official unemployment rate per the ILO definition occurs when people are without jobs and they have actively looked for work within the past four weeks.[1]
* U4: U3 + "discouraged workers", or those who have stopped looking for work because current economic conditions make them believe that no work is available for them.
* U5: U4 + other "marginally attached workers", or "loosely attached workers", or those who "would like" and are able to work, but have not looked for work recently.
* U6: U5 + Part-time workers who want to work full-time, but cannot due to economic reasons (underemployment). ---
iandhr
(6,852 posts)Issa has shown himself to be a POS over and over and over again.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Talk about wasted Tax Dollars. This is worse than what the GOP did when Clinton was president.
Issa is a joke and an embarassment.
abelenkpe
(9,933 posts)Zoeisright
(8,339 posts)He is an unAmerican, treasonous, fucked up, lying, asshole piece of shit.
There. I tried.
Jim__
(14,088 posts)Initech
(100,107 posts)Skittles
(153,212 posts)THEY'VE BEEN DOING (AND NOT DOING) EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO KEEP UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS HIGH; THEY FEEL ENTITLED TO SOME RESULTS
Initech
(100,107 posts)Yeah I know they're intentionally throwing the economy until the election and Darrell Issa is q shitstain but I just think... they don't give a shit. They're trying everything they can to make Obama a one term president and I think right now it's backfiring on them big time.
Skittles
(153,212 posts)oh all right, here I go: you are correct - they have trashed the jobs effort for millions in an effort to squash the employment of one man, President Obama......and it astounds them that he has beaten them at their own game
WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)YOU DO NOT KNOW SKITTLES.
SamKnause
(13,110 posts)I try very hard, very very hard, not to hate people.
These traitorous bunch of Republican politicians make that a little more difficult each day.
Skittles
(153,212 posts)FOR INSINUATING HIS OWN DISGUST OVER REPUKES DOING DISGUSTING THINGS COULD HAVE HAD SOME KIND OF LIMIT; *EGREGIOUS*
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)It's all part of the propaganda ploy. Put the idea in the minds of the gullible and voilà! Instant votes!
For them, it's not what's real that counts, it's how you cheat the game.
Cha
(297,774 posts)Get a Democratic Congress Elected, a Senate, and President Obama and VP Biden Re-Elected.
riverwalker
(8,694 posts)Hey CA-49, we in MN-06 might get rid of Bachmann, maybe soon you can get rid of Issa.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/10/09/1142258/-CA-49-Phone-Bank-Opportunity-To-Defeat-Rep-Darrell-Issa-for-Re-Election
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Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts)And so then, when he gets his turn at hall monitor, he turns in everyone to the teacher.
His day in the sun is just about over.
Nobody likes him.
Nobody.
D23MIURG23
(2,850 posts)People who don't live in looneyland might not find this kind of McCarthyist batshitery very palatable.
ck4829
(35,094 posts)mikki35
(111 posts)This is EXACTLY what they did to Clinton. By the middle of his second term, he was so wrapped up in RW BS accusations and investigations he had barely any room to get anything accomplished. This nutjob now has a full-time witch hunt going on - sooner or later they're either gonna find something or invent something - this is now standard out-of-power modus operandi for Republicans.
JackN415
(924 posts)Bluzmann57
(12,336 posts)I'm a taxpayer and it seems that my money can be spent elsewhere. Maybe on medicare. Or "Obamacare". Or almost anything. C'mon issa you wasteful asshole.
mstinamotorcity2
(1,451 posts)needs to be careful. Trying to conform to the base will make his seat up for grabs.
FSogol
(45,532 posts)has wasted in his phony partisan "investigations."
PatSeg
(47,625 posts)like a Three Stooges movie every day. Just when you think they couldn't look more ridiculous.....................
Raster
(20,998 posts)I got the idea for this post from Jack Jodell at the Saturday Afternoon Post. His June 23rd post gives a rundown of Darrell Issas long record of criminal charges and convictions. And he makes the point that the mainstream media never mentions any of this.
I knew that Darrell Issa was once convicted of auto theft, but I didnt know his police record went any further than that. It does. Its a big un. It includes auto theft, carrying a concealed weapon, and insurance fraud (or whatever the charge was; he faked the theft of his Mercedes Benz).
Sometime after that, Darrell Issa had an extremely suspicious fire in a building he owned. The fire broke out right after he had tripled the value of the insurance he was carrying on the building. Insurance investigators were suspicious but they couldnt prove anything.
If you do a Google search for Darrell Issa criminal record all of the above-listed crimes come up, plus a whole lot more. Check out some of the links.
<snip>
grantcart
(53,061 posts)EC
(12,287 posts)tonight. I wonder which bogus investigation he will be talking about tonight, without Bill mocking him at all. This guy should be openly mocked about his whole term as chairman.