Turn off your goddamn televisions!
The first thing we do after these events is wait to see what the pundits say, as if we needed them to validate what we thought we saw. And then when they quite predictably piss in our Wheaties we get angry, upset, demoralized and fall prey to the Debbie Downers and concern trolls among us.
EXPECTO PATRONUM! That's the Patronus charm, designed to ward off Dementors. The Dementors are on your television. Turn off your television, KNOW that Biden won this thing, and forget about the likes of David Gregory, Luke Russert, Wolf Blitzer and Chris Wallace; you already knew what they'd say. And even our fair-weather friends on MSNBC should be ignored for now, lest they fall into more hysterical hissy-fits like they did last week. The media are not our friends.
You know what you saw and heard. Now have a nightcap and a cigarette, savor the victory and go to bed.
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They were all whirling like Dervishes, all designed to implant parasites in your mind. If you keep watching them, next thing you know, you'll find pods on your living room floor.
I know who won, now I can sleep well for the first time in a week. 
