MSM: WAKE THE HELL UP!!!

So your kid came home after being out all night, and your car was dented in three places and there was the smell of marijuana and liquor in the car and on the kid, and his clothes were torn, and he had facial cuts and bruised knuckles, and there were a half-dozen used condoms in the back seat, and the kid told this magnificently woven LIE about how all of this is a coincidence and a mistake and that you can't smell anything on him and the condoms were left there by someone else and that he'd had nothing at all whatsoever to drink or smoke, and that the car had always had those dents, and he professed his innocence eloquently and loudly, and when you tried to speak he cut you off and increased the volume and the words-per-minute and told you that you were mightily mistaken and that you could not be more wrong and in any case had no business asking him the details of that night...

I give you Mitt Romney at the first debate last week.

So...MSM hotshots...do you pat your kid on the head and say, "Great job, I have nothing to say and have nothing but admiration for you." Or do you say, "I am going to kick you in the nuts literally and figuratively so hard, that the hygienist is going to have to clean around them at your next dental checkup."

Well, MSM, you did the former to Mitt. You are BAD PARENTS!