Hardly a reach, there's got to be some illegal tax scheme in his past. Or they can always get him on trying to convince businessmen to coerce their employees into voting for him.

Does he have to run out of lies first? Or can he still be half full?

As the new voice of Mister Ed.

"Easy, boy."

hes a car guy you know

gonna happen. Maybe he can sell Government-backed reverse mortgages with Fred Thompson.

He'd never abide that.

If yes, then COUNT ME IN!

He looks like he's rushing to the can with a load in his Izods.

He'd be OK if he were liberal, but a bigshot corporate right wing CEO type with little feet and a strange gait is funny.

Cause he was afraid the President would rip them out permanently.

It's a good thing Mitt is boss to all those slaves in China where they can't see that fucking ridiculous cartoon walk of his.

but I don't walk like I have a riding crop shoved up my ass.

Naturally.

I'm sure there's more.

Give it a break for awhile. Help an old lady out would ya.

with himself. He debates himself, is two faced, narssasistic....who could possibly be better to partner with him...... I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

That seemed to do the trick for Tom DeLay.

on the apprentice...every now and then if Mittens is good, he'll get to fire some one.

No, he couldn't buy his way out with enormous ad campaigns. He's only submitting himself to the indignity of an election because he feels he is naturally owed the presidency as the most powerful position in the world, and, unaccountably, other people get to have a say in that.

And I think many people saw that.