Funny find.

It's the gaffe that keeps on giving!

go as a binder, strap a dog to your head, wear an apron and carry a clean pot

This should be fun.

Oh ouch!

Oh gawd. We are as funny as they are dry and droll.

my favorite

135 of 137 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Overpriced, October 17, 2012
By Reader and Writer - See all my reviews
This review is from: Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032) (Office Product)

This binder is only 72% as good as a binder full of men. It should only cost 72% as much! Doesn't this binder know it's place? It totally shouldn't get guaranteed contraceptive care and a right to privacy. What the heck is this little binder thinking?


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A comment to the 'TrapHerKeepHer' review. This is gold!

twelve pages now it is twenty....

"Maybe someone can ask our wonderful Chinese Overlords to make these in colors? Yellow, Black, Red and maybe Brown (providing it has papers)? "

Oh, yes. You are all so very, very, very, very clever with your joke reviews about keeping women in binders and/or being a woman in a binder. Well, let me tell you, Ms. and Mr. Smarty-Pants, he who has never made a verbal blunder can cast the first stone. You know and I know that Our Future President, Mr. Mitt Romney, really meant to say he has BLENDERS full of women. So act like grown-ups and cut him a break.

Red binder; hot - Ooh la la woman- breaking the ice with your out of town friends. (snicker)
Green binder: careful, jealous type woman
Blue binder: passive/ aggressive - flexible, she"ll go anyway for you
Yellow binder: women who will always obey your orders, submissive type (does not mind making office coffee and running errands for you, like picking up your dry cleaning, etc.)
Black binder: A good all around-er type woman, works well alone, do not put with men, gets a bit psycho if you don't listen to her ideas. Fantastic speed doing data entry, probably a short time employee, to old for kids and birth control.

Contact " Mittens" Romney at Bain for all you specialized binder needs. A woman for every job.

There's some really good ones, though!

16 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Tough and Built to Last, October 17, 2012
By Kellie - See all my reviews
This review is from: Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032) (Office Product)
I was on my way to a career day downtown in Maryland one day when I was suddenly abducted, right from the street. I was shoved into a car, taken to the Governor's mansion, and rudely shoved into an Avery Durable View Binder pending "further review of my qualifications". I will tell you this, I am 6' tall and pretty strong (for a woman!) and these Avery Durable Binders are tough cookies. I fought for days and could not escape. Around day 14 of my Binder incarceration I was finally released as an unacceptable candidate because I was too "unruly" by trying to pry the rings open to escape.

I would HIGHLY recommend these to wealthy CEO's, Rap Stars, and Governors and politicians everywhere for your "women storage" needs. Further, if you are a woman and see a man in a business suit walking towards you carrying an Avery Durable Binder - RUN!

"The next time I am in the market for more binders, I will shop for this one. ”
William Polm | 35 reviewers made a similar statement
“The three large rings operate smoothly, and the pages stay flat and turn easily. ”
E. Bukowsky | 28 reviewers made a similar statement
“Next time, just order a binder of men. ”
woman on the loose | 17 reviewers made a similar statement

Bic For Her reviews!

IOW, I was LMAO reading these reviews. I just wish I were clever enough to have written some of them!

Mitt - the gift that keeps on giving (unless he steals the White House, in which case we're all evacuating to that new planet they just discovered near Alpha Centauri).

It's pure gold.

All for under $10? This is a bargain!

How many women are included? Is it a random assortment, or do you get to choose? Are replacement fillers available?

(I'm thinking of ordering four of them, to take advantage of the free shipping for orders over $25.)

cuz i'm still laughing my arse off.

only because some of the women in it were visually appealing and with the nominal extra cost of some hand lotion I was able to more or less use it to meet my needs."