Binders on Amazon - Hilarious comments

I actually prefers to keep my womens in the kitchen of my Marlette thans in some binder but tell you what, if them binders keep em put, so theys don't run way all the time, then heck yes. So I prefer a three hole women over a only two hole woman or worse of em all is a woman with only one hole to bind up or whatever, not sure what that means but the best womens don't need no binders anyway because if you love something set it free and if it don't come back your way tough shit man just means you ain't figured out how to keep your lady from splitting, you know? So tie em up or whatever, or get em some methadones from the clinic or heck, some of them ladies only need pecan pies, ice cream, and an ebay account on account of them shits they like to collect you know? Hell, women ain't worth the trouble unless they can cook reals good, field strip an AK-47, make love like your sister used to till she told someone, and best of all, join you in church on Sundays. Praise the Lord and pass the binders and astro lube! Thats sure as hell what I says.
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I bought this binder for my daughter who is preparing to head off to college for the first time. I realize it's a little early to be trying out binders, but it was cheaper than a prom dress...and I'll be honest, I just couldn't wait to see how it fit.

There are a lot of good things about this binder; it's very sturdy. But we did have some trouble getting my daughter in because there were SO many women stuffed into it and space was getting a little tight. I don't know why Mitt didn't let some of them out or why he didn't spring for some empty binders....probably to keep costs down.

All in all, I am satisfied with my purchase. Sometimes I catch my daughter in her room just hanging out in her binder for fun. So I think she likes it, too! I wish I had known about binders full of women when I was starting out in life. It would have made networking so much easier.
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I purchased this binder for my boyfriend for his birthday a few weeks ago, and he absolutely loved it. Bless his heart, the poor man has been struggling to keep me inside the house lately- for some reason, I just can't stay in the kitchen. It's a real problem. Once, I even tried to go register to vote (you can imagine my embarrassment when I remembered I'm not allowed). I don't know what's wrong with me, it's something I'm working on in therapy.

ANYWAY, back to the product. Size is great, rings are easy to use. In the three short weeks that we've had it, our relationship has grown much happier. Last night he said he's 47% sure that if I continue to stay bound and three-ringed like a good woman...he might finally get me the one ring that all of us ladies live for


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