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Nation's Ever So Malleable Simpletons Fluttering Between Candidates Like Shuttlecocks Through Every Moment Of Debate
WASHINGTONWith their mouths agape and their glassy eyes fixed upon tonights televised presidential debate, the nations ever so suggestible dullards are currently fluttering to and fro like feathered shuttlecocks between candidates Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, sources have confirmed. Well, I was planning on supporting Obama after he talked about his plan to create more manufacturing jobs, but then Romney said he would reduce our dependence on foreign oil, and that actually sounds better, said 32-year-old Wilbur Pruett, one of the millions of gullible, weak-brained imbeciles gingerly batted back and forth between two possible voting options as though propelled by the tensile force of an ultralight stringed racquet.
Then again, Obama did just say that Romneys plan is bad for the middle class, so who knows? They just both seem right and wrong in so many ways.
Reports suggested the nations utter simpletons will hover just so, in a gentle, suspended arc, until such time as they land on whichever candidate the man on the radio tells them to land on
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-ever-so-malleable-simpletons-fluttering-be,29941/
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(26,044 posts)Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)would have confused some readers.
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)when you can't tell the Onion from reality.
boston bean
(36,221 posts)Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)remember this post when you see the focus groups they normally put there as undecided morans