“This is a slippery slope. In addition to that, at what point are we going to be OK declaring inanimate objects people. Can I declare this table or this, you know, clock, a person? Can we declare dogs people?” - Rebecca Kleefisch (R), Lt Gov-WI

“I’m just sick and tired of society having to adjust to every little alternate lifestyle or little whim of someone who thinks they’re different,” State Rep. Richard Floyd (R-TN) says. “We’ve got the tail wagging the dog. If things go in the future like Washington wants them to go, people will be declaring their dogs and cats and horses are people. We can’t continue to let society go down a slippery slope of depravity and survive as a society. We can’t do it.”


Disclaimer: above quotes substitute “declaring … people” for “marrying”.