Al Smith Tweeted

tweeted by, The Obama Diary ?@TheObamaDiary

"Willard, buddy, good to see you're still breathing after the debate!"



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3m Jake Tapper Jake Tapper ?@jaketapper
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Tweets of both candidates' remarks follow . . . BEST if read from the BOTTOM UP! Enjoy . . .
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Dolan jokes the Pope gave him a message to both candidates and asks if they know what it is"Well, neither do I, because he said it in Latin"

5m Andrew Kaczynski Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew


Dolan jokes that Obama can tell FLOTUS that he ate his vegetables

5m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller

#Obama was the focus of both Al Smith speeches. Romney was biting. Obama was self-depricating.

8m BWD BWD ?@theonlyadult


Damn, pure class. Pure class, this man.
Retweeted by The Obama Diary

6m Mediaite Mediaite ?@mediaite


Obama says he will prepare for third debate like the first: "I'm just kidding I'm trying to make Axelrod sweat a little bit."

10m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


ZING Obama dings Romney for unpopularity

10m David Corn David Corn ?@DavidCornDC


Obama: "Monday's debate is foreign policy. Spoiler alert: we got bin laden."

10m Lynn Sweet Lynn Sweet ?@lynnsweet


Obama: "Mitt is his middle name. I wish I could use my middle name"

11m Lynn Sweet Lynn Sweet ?@lynnsweet


Obama notes he got the Honey Boo Boo endorsement

12m The Washington Post The Washington Post ?@washingtonpost


Obama on long election: "But Paul Ryan assured me we've only been running for two hours and fifty something minutes."

12m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Obama notes that the unemployment rate has gone down. "I don't have a joke here..."

12m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Obama: "Paul Ryan assured me that we've only been running for 2:5-something minutes"

57m Igor Bobic Igor Bobic ?@igorbobic


Obama on Yankee stadium: "The house that Ruth built, but he really did not build that."

13m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Obama clears up that Babe Ruth didn't actually buildYankee Stadium

13m Andrew Kaczynski Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew


Obama: "I understand Governor Romney went shopping for some stores in midtown"

14m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Obama makes a soda ban joke

14m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Obama: "I particularly want to apologize to Chris Matthews. Four years ago I gave him a thrill of his leg. This time I gave him a stroke."

14m Lynn Sweet Lynn Sweet ?@lynnsweet


Obama apologizes to Chris Matthews

15m Andrew Kaczynski Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew


Obama: "I felt really rested after the nice long nap I had in the first debate."

15m Jake Tapper Jake Tapper ?@jaketapper


Obama: in a few weeks this election will be decided by voters in Ohio, VA, and Florida, which begs the question What are we doing here?

15m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Obama jokes he was well rested for second debate b/c of his nap in the first debate

15m Andrew Kaczynski Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew


Obama has an Andrew Cuomo joke, but Romney beat him to it.

16m Mike O'Brien Mike O'Brien ?@mpoindc


RT @mviser: Obama starts with: “Everyone please take your seats. Otherwise Clint Eastwood will yell at them.”

16m Lynn Sweet Lynn Sweet ?@lynnsweet


Obama turn now at Smith dinner...started with Clint Eastwood empty chair joke

17m Andrew Kaczynski Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew


Obama: "Everyone please take your seats otherwise Clint Eastwood will yell at them."

17m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Obama makes an Eastwood joke

17m Jim Acosta Jim Acosta ?@jimacostacnn


Romney campaign official says GOP nominee worked on his material in addition to debate prep today.
Retweeted by Zeke Miller

18m The Nation The Nation ?@thenation



Chris Matthews just gave Mitt Romney a standing ovation

19m The Democrats The Democrats ?@TheDemocrats


Mitt quip at Smith Catholic Church dinner ....way to take sting out of Obamacare regs...do them in Latin

19m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller



This is real uncomfortable boss's speech at office Christmas party grade stuff.
Retweeted by Christopher Hayes
20m Andrew Kaczynski Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew


Romney on tomorrow's headlines: "Obama dines with Catholics, Romney meets with rich people"

21m Josh Rogin Josh Rogin ?@joshrogin


Could someone please tweet every joke?

21m Lynn Sweet Lynn Sweet ?@lynnsweet


Romney says media headlines when he pulled ahead in polls: "Polls show Obama leading from behind"

21m Andrew Kaczynski Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew


Romney hits the press: "My job is to lay out a positive future for the country and their job is to make sure no one else find out about it."

22m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


RT @ethanklapper: Romney: "I have my beautiful wife Ann, he has Bill Clinton"

22m Jake Tapper Jake Tapper ?@jaketapper


Romney with a Sesame Street joke: "The president's remarks to you tonight are brought to by the letter O and the number 16 trillion."

23m Jonathan Capehart Jonathan Capehart ?@CapehartJ


RT @KrystalBall1: Romney's performance is starting to make me uncomfortable. #alsmith//thought it was just me

23m Lynn Sweet Lynn Sweet ?@lynnsweet


Mitt on prepping for debate abstain from alcohol for 65 years.. at Al Smith dinner

23m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Romney: "The president's remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion."

23m Karen Finney Karen Finney ?@finneyk


According to Pew Obama leads Romney among catholics 47-46

24m Mike O'Brien Mike O'Brien ?@mpoindc


Man, these are some very funny — but biting — jokes from Romney.

24m Reverend Al Sharpton Reverend Al Sharpton ?@TheRevAl


Lol "you didn't build that" joke

24m Lynn Sweet Lynn Sweet ?@lynnsweet


Romney: "Usually when I get invited to gatherings like this, it's just to be the designated driver"

24m Jake Tapper Jake Tapper ?@jaketapper


Romney says Obama looks around the room at the white ties in the Waldorf and thinks "So little time, so much to redistribute"

25m Lynn Sweet Lynn Sweet ?@lynnsweet


Crowd laughs as Romney says "we're down to the final months of the president's term"

26m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Romney at white tie dinner with Obama mocks himself: Nice to wear what Ann and i do around the house. and "Tuesday nite never happened"

26m Andrew Kaczynski Andrew Kaczynski ?@BuzzFeedAndrew


Romney at Al Smith dinner: "I was hoping the President would bring Joe Biden along because he'll laugh at anything."

27m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Romney on Biden: "He'll laugh at anything"

27m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Romney: "We were chatting pleasantly this evening as if Tuesday didn't happen"
27m Zeke Miller Zeke Miller ?@ZekeJMiller


Romney jokes than he wears a Tux and tails around the house

28m Talking Points Memo Talking Points Memo ?@TPM


Romney takes the stage at the Al Smith dinner: "You're an equal opportunity basher, aren't you" he says to Al Smith IV


Noting Romney's generosity to church, Al Smith says, “I must confess. We didn't invite him here to speak. We invited him here to convert.”


Al Smith IV to POTUS: "It's never good when your opponent has produced more sons than you've produced jobs."

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