Hey to the TROLLS who have found themselves here on DU, You made the wrong LEFT turn...

Here, let me help you-turn around and get BACK on True Democracy Hwy for 100 miles. When you come to EXIT ONE PERCENT, get off on the Jackass Blvd off ramp. At the light, turn right on Jackass Blvd. Now, it's a one way street, with the traffic going east but don't pay attention to that. The folks who designed and engineered the roads are 47% parasites. To people like you, they don't matter and neither does the world they live in, (even though you're about 28% of that 47%). Turn WEST, ducking and dodging traffic for 47 miles.

IF YOU SURVIVE, make a right turn onto CRAZY-AS-HELL ROAD. Keep going until you come to the BATSHIT CRAZY TOWNSHIP city limits. To make sure you're in the right place, look for two landmarks: a HUGE, bronze PEANUT with large feathered WINGs on the RIGHT side of the street and a BIG ASS gold plated ELEPHANT wrapped in an AMERICAN FLAG, sitting on a pile of babies & women, the elderly, the disabled & working class people, holding a bag of money in his trunk & a diamond encrusted platinum cross it's teeth- right across the street.

Take the first right, (a south turn)onto the street, which is WTF DRIVE. Go down to the first light. 200 feet across that intersection on the right hand side is a private road. It's a gated Road and you are required to take an oath of loyalty,(...and have a quick lobotomy. don't worry, you won't miss what you don't use) but then you're set.

Once you get through the gates,(recovery room), you need to continue south for about .1 of a mile. Hang a right at the AYN RAND TEMPLE & COUNTRY CLUB. At this point, you'll be on VOODOO ECONOMICS DRIVE and heading east. Drive on for 2/10 of a mile. You should come to a LARGE RED building, surrounded by hoards of patie-er, um I mean "mentally fragile"people. Turn onto the goldbricked CLUSTERFUCK DRIVE, past the founder's Statue, (RimJob).
Congratulations! You have arrived at the place you belong...FREE REPUBLIC AKA The ASYLUM... 515O CLUSTERFUCK DRIVE. Don't forget to grab your "candy"! SEE? I fixed it for ya!