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backscatter712

(26,355 posts)
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:02 PM Oct 2012

Mitt Romney IS Dolores Umbridge!

http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/roiphe/2012/10/harry_potter_presidential_campaign_romney_is_umbridge_obama_is_dumbledore.html



Sometimes one gets a little tired of the echo-chamber of election anxiety, the fretful watching of the debates, the scrolling through tweets and Facebook postings to see what everyone else is thinking watching the debates, the brilliant little analyses by friends, the bits of cleverness, the instant polls. So it was sort of relaxing and informative to watch the foreign policy debate with my 9-year-old Violet, who is at that phase of life when she views the world entirely through the lens of Harry Potter.

It started in the last debate when she said of Mitt Romney, after hearing him talk for a few minutes: “He’s Umbridge!” And of course I saw exactly what she meant, the brittle, lacquered, self-satisfied smile of the ambitious Dark Arts professor and passionate ministry bureaucrat, Dolores Umbridge. The saccharine, almost-girlish chuckle. The proclamations she issues at Hogwarts, the self-important talk about “the ministry this” and “the ministry that.” The classes doomed to read out loud instead of learning the spells they desperately need. The moment where she makes Harry write lines into his own skin with a pen that draws real blood, all the while smiling that fake and brittle smile. Then of course there is her interest in Muggle Registration, and protecting “pureblood” wizards from the dilution and compromise of human blood.

Last night at the end of the debate, when Anne Romney came up onstage in her green-patterned, 1950s-style skirt, with her anxious expression and pained smile, Violet saw Petunia Dursley, that manic perversion of ’50s housewifery, meanly maternal, protective of the wrong people.

Of last night’s moderator, the sweet-seeming and dignified Bob Schieffer, she said, “Professor Slughorn,” which I thought was a little unfair. Schieffer seemed so civilized, so mannerly, so decent. Professor Slughorn is all those things, but also a little pompous, a little networky, a little hail-fellow-well-met. I did see how Schieffer was a bit bemused, like Slughorn, as if the modern world had taken a few confusing and unfortunate turns. And his attempts to control the debate, to keep the two candidates on the ostensible topic of foreign policy, were reminiscent of Slughorn’s efforts to keep the future Voldemort’s explorations into dark magic totally theoretical.
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Mitt Romney IS Dolores Umbridge! (Original Post) backscatter712 Oct 2012 OP
Its quite amazing Romeny is like Unbridge. MassedPole Oct 2012 #1
I love it! LongTomH Oct 2012 #2
Order of the Phoenix strongly reminded me of a genre from my childhood Hekate Oct 2012 #6
Think Florida's Rick Scott will throw his hat in the ring for 2016? backscatter712 Oct 2012 #3
Brilliant! as the Hogwarts kids would say Hekate Oct 2012 #4
Paul Ryan makes a great Draco Malfoy! n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #5
Mitt = Draco. To the manner born, Myrina Oct 2012 #16
THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! I was trying to find the words for glinda Oct 2012 #7
The facial expressions are identical! I'll never look at Romney again without seeing Umbridge! n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #15
Also Rove is this guy... glinda Oct 2012 #18
Good evening, fraulein! backscatter712 Oct 2012 #19
This message was self-deleted by its author backscatter712 Oct 2012 #20
I must not tell lies... demwing Oct 2012 #8
+1 glinda Oct 2012 #11
Megyn Kelly is Rita Skeeter! n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #9
mitt certainly has the look of Umbrage! Cha Oct 2012 #10
Excellent reads. glinda Oct 2012 #12
Boehner and McConnell are Crabbe and Goyle! n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #13
Karl Rove is Peter Pettigrew/Wormtail! backscatter712 Oct 2012 #14
Oh, that is so dead-on. hifiguy Oct 2012 #17
 

MassedPole

(242 posts)
1. Its quite amazing Romeny is like Unbridge.
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:05 PM
Oct 2012

She is such a bitch in Order Of the Phoenix.

She could not fight her way out of a paper bag.

LongTomH

(8,636 posts)
2. I love it!
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:08 PM
Oct 2012

During the Bush years, Ms. Rowling was becoming very subtly political. The fascism of the Ministry of Magic was reminiscent of what we were seeing from the Bush administration.

Hekate

(90,829 posts)
6. Order of the Phoenix strongly reminded me of a genre from my childhood
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:25 PM
Oct 2012

Post WW II there was a small genre of kid-lit featuring kids who fought back against the Nazis in various countries in Europe. Naturally I cannot recall a single author or title, but I do remember the plots and characters, and they influenced me a lot. Fascism was evil, and even children could fight back.

One reason I love Phoenix is that it will present an opportunity for my grandson to learn the same lesson, not from a political science course or a history book, but from reading and thinking about this story.

My grandson is not quite 8 years old yet, but we have been slowly working our way through the movies and both I and his mother have been reading the books to him bit by bit. He's too young for politics per se, but the life/death, good/evil, ethical questions have provided a lot of fodder for my conversations with him as he questions what goes on. He'll get there in time, I think when he reads through the books on his own....

And yes, this country is developing a strain of fascism all our own. I want him to know it when he sees it.

Hekate

backscatter712

(26,355 posts)
3. Think Florida's Rick Scott will throw his hat in the ring for 2016?
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:09 PM
Oct 2012

Then it will be the Republicans running Voldemort for President...

glinda

(14,807 posts)
7. THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! I was trying to find the words for
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:26 PM
Oct 2012

that look on Romney's face last night when describing it to my husband.

Response to glinda (Reply #18)

Cha

(297,722 posts)
10. mitt certainly has the look of Umbrage!
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:30 PM
Oct 2012

I haven't read Harry Potter but it's uncanny how they resemble each other in look and personality disorder!

Thanks backscatter~

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
17. Oh, that is so dead-on.
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 11:30 AM
Oct 2012

A slimy, sneaking, utterly unprincipled little man who will do or say anything to advance the cause of his evil master(s).

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