Who Was Dragged Down By The Kochs??? (EVERYBODY! Sing Along!)

Who was born in a house made of Bain?
Who was trained not to spit on the poor?
Who was told how to vote on the war?
Who has broken his brain on cocaine?
Who was fitted with mittens of steel?
Who was given a turn on the wheel?
Who has broken away from the real?
(Borkin' away...)
Who was only as strange as his clone?
(Lonely, estranged and alone?)
Who was dragged down by the truth?
Though he sold his soul in his youth?
Who was lost in the whole last debate?
Who was fattened, then flattened by fate?
Who was found a clown and a joke?
Who was felt as fake by most folks?
Who was dragged down by the Kochs?...
Who was dragged down by the Kochs!!

I showed this to a friend, who had an alternate line for it right away, and it was a good one...
So, I encourage all interested parties to offer your own lines here, if you should so wish...
I don't mean to be mean... but this is fun!