Let's get this straight Republi - fucking - cants....

Four out of five businesses in this country fucking fail within the first five years. Let me repeat that so even you can fucking understand:

[font size="24" color="red"]4 OUT OF 5 BUSINESSES FUCKING FAIL WITHIN THE FIRST 5 YEARS.[/font]

It does not matter who the President is, this fucking trend has been documented for fucking ever. The main reasons why they fail are:

1. UNDER - FUCKING - FUNDING/CAPITALIZATION
2. POOR MANAGEMENT
3. JUST PLAIN STUPID (THE USUAL REPUBLI - FUCKING - CANT REASON)

I started my business in 2011 and achieved a profit in the first year (astounding my accountant) and am well on my way to almost doubling my profit this year. I achieved this not through the dint of my brilliance or because I sprinkled magic underwear dust on my business but because I have time and product that my clients want. I have not faced a single fucking regulation that has stopped me from growing and my taxes reflect my success.

So you desperate, stupid fuckheads let's quit pretending that you are nothing more than fucking splooge destined to repeat the same tired fucking refrain of losers.

Fuck you.