Love the report, tho.

always a bad idea.

But if you think Satan's on the ballot, then the "other" obvious answer is - vote for the other guy! President Obama!

Yeah, I know the premise of the story, but I do like offering an alternative to those Obama-haters who somehow can't bear to vote for wrongney either. I'd rather a non-Obama vote go to a write-in than to Captain Bain.

Thank you Jesus.

I wholeheartedly endorse this endeavor.

Unless he is on my ballot with a (D) next to him then that isn't going to happen, but I support their effort and I hope a lot of them live in Ohio, Virginia and Florida.

If you can't bring yourself to vote for the Mormon or the one you pretend is Muslim, Vote for Jesus!

and not just for President, but for every office.

Their eternal salvation is at stake after all. Save your soul, vote for Jesus.

How could anyone of conscience vote for Romney?

He's a looter and a liar.

Just go to the Religion forum....

We are still a very young and intellectually immature specie, afraid of the dark, and telling each other tales around the fire to allay the fear of the unknown.

Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand...

and people say they are racist

Whovians for heyseuss!!

I mean really, be fair and treat the candidates equally

Therefore, he would be subject to the other test, of proving he was a citizen of the United States at the adoption of The Constitution. There aren't many witnesses around, perhaps being on the 1790 Census Roles would be sufficient.

Between Gary Johnson in at least 48 states and Jesus, hope they siphon off some Team Romney's base.

Spread the word, use sympathetic tones and a dab of logic when you run into those expressing even the tiniest bit of hesitation and frustration for Team Romney - I know I will.

He's still well-known in Virginia and should take votes away from RMoney.

But his birthplace may be problematic.

I'll take it!

Jesus wasn't born in the United States!

Their beliefs about Jesus are a myth constructed well after he died. If they looked into the history of the bible as it can best be reconstructed these myths would be shattered.

"If English was good enough for Jesus, it ought to be good enough for the rest of us."

my gardener. He's a really nice guy, but I'm not sure he's presidential material.

At best, a lot of right-wing votes will have zero impact, and at worst, we'll end up with a Hispanic president from Pennsylvania. Or maybe that's backwards, who knows?

But those are votes Rmoney isn't getting, so....

There are a few problems with his candidacy of course:

1. Dead
2. Not a natural born citizen of the US
3. Have to be 35 to be president, died when 33

But any vote for him is a vote that doesn't go to Romney, so GO FOR IT.

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I hope they wear gloves when doing so.


Ick.

But I grew up w/this stuff, so I've built up a pretty good immunity to it.

Wasn't easy though. Especially during their 700 club, Anita Bryant, Moral Majority years.

A republican town votes for Jesus in protest and Jesus wins AND ACTUALLY shows up. My guess, these people don't really want Jesus in charge.

They would have to stop all of their hatred, bigotry, racism, lies and hypocracy.

GREED!!!

Welcome to DU.

Thanks femrap!

Jesus is a liberal.

at least the Jesus in THE BIBLE was...

would they ask for his birth certificate?

"Wrong Jesus, darling."

"Ah."

He is King of Kings and Lord of Lords! But if they want to vote for him to take a lower office and hurt Romney's Campaign in the process let them "knock themselves out!"

(I always thought that was a pretty wishy-washy sentiment). Let them write him in: maybe we'll see the Electoral College and the College of Cardinals argue about his eligibility.

those who spam my page with crap about that godless Muslin Kenyan who doesn't love Jesus.

relatives that are for romney. if they are as christian as they profess to be,this might just float their boat. A vote for Jesus is a vote romney doesn't get.

A true game-changer.

I mean, even you get past the nationality, I don't know if America's ready for a Jewish president...especially a liberal Jewish president.

I saw his campaign literature. Waaayyy too big. No way he's gonna catch the modern voter when your platform is a thick book like that. It's all about brevity, directness, these days; sound bites, twitter (does he even have a twitter account?).

I will say, though, he does have a lot of history of political involvement. Sometimes I think, however, he's just banking on his dad's reputation.

Who else can do that?

up here in the north.
Just sayin'

Talk about a local yokel.

Until I read this I was thinking it was going to be a tight race. After the election we will see posts of how many of us are against Jesus. The votes for Jesus Christ was never going to be Obama votes.

n/t

...anti-war Communist who gave away health care?


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they really will do it.

if only the laws of the US were based upon the teachings of Jesus: Do not lie, take care of the sick, the elderly, the poor, money won't buy your ticket to heaven, judge not, do not steal, love your fellow man. Don't say you are a Christian and refuse to do what Jesus taught. A Christian is judged by his deeds, not by what he says.

I am sure they find it soon and block it but for now its boosting their "commintment" totals at about 500 entries per minute... hehehe.

I know its naughtly but its fun to mess with them.

I think I added about 100,000 records.

now up to 1.525M

Whatever people.

And they're going to write in the Socialist.... brilliant.

They're never going to vote for Obama anyway, but that doesn't matter. Voting counts do not count who you vote against, only who you vote for.

picked-up on that huh? If that is the case, then Mittens is not leading in the popular vote nor will lose terribly on the swing states. CNN is constantly decrying Mittens is winning bullshit.

Jesus would never run for office

a vote for Jesus is a vote Romney isn't getting.

i need to share it with my fundie friends as well

Ten years from now, will there still be occasional posts on rightwing sites blaming Jesus for Romney's loss?

English was good enough for Jesus, it ought to be good enough for the rest of us."

I'd rather have them voting for Jesus than for Romney. Sell all you have and give the money to the poor, forgive seventy times seven times, those who are first will be last, those who are last will be first, the meek will inherit the Earth..... face it, Jesus is a better candidate. If I thought he had a chance of winning I'd vote for him on his platform alone. Of those who have a chance of winning, Obama is the clear choice.

challenge Sarah Palin would she rather Jesus or romney?

siphons off a million votes from Romney, causing Obama to win the election, that will mean that Jesus saved all of us four years of misery and hardship under a Bush like republican administration.

Imagine it, the most hard core conservatives in the country voting for Jesus, the consummate liberal socialist.

Hallelujah, thank you, Jesus!

that says I was born 'less than' & a relationship with him makes me 'equal to' or 'more than'.

The narrative I see is of a guy who did some things that resulted in the horrific deaths of millions of people and still has a billion or so waiting (WTF?!) for him to return so they can get their lives on. Yeah, his followers sucked, but I assign some of the responsiblity for all of this BS to him, in the form of naivety if nothing else. I know I stand pretty much alone on this point, so what?

Without really getting into it - peace.

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in Behind The Veil, the cartoon version is perfect, at least I thought.

seriously insane. lunacy!

That's pretty interesting, at least.

Almost 1.4 million Americans have publicly confirmed they are complete morons

Knock yourselves out, guys.

This guy disappears for 2000 plus years at a time.

Assume that 1.4 million voter for Jesus don't appear (I'd be shocked if there were 140,000...), that's a lot of "bearing false witness..."

It's a link to a gallery of Romney supporters: [link:http://www.votingforsatan.com/|

As long as they also demand that Jesus produce his birth certificate.

Funny stuff there!! http://www.votingforsatan.com/