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librechik

(30,674 posts)
Sun Nov 4, 2012, 03:27 PM Nov 2012

November 7, 2012--A day that will live in infamy...

That's the day President Obama sends the UN blue helmets out to everybody's house to start collecting weapons, sends everyone to FEMA camps and declares total world peace. Every business will be nationalized and all property becomes property of the state. will be set at 100% and all teachers will be replaced by communist brainwashers.

Buckle up, patriots.

Although it's going to be real hard to tell the difference since Obama has already ruined everything and turned this great country into a socialist utopia.

Right? Right?

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November 7, 2012--A day that will live in infamy... (Original Post) librechik Nov 2012 OP
OH the horror Flashmann Nov 2012 #1
You left out mandatory abortions pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #2
And the black helicopters (nt) matt819 Nov 2012 #6
Yes, and mandatory gay marriages. nt tblue37 Nov 2012 #7
Even if you're not pregnant! 11 Bravo Nov 2012 #11
oh MFM008 Nov 2012 #13
mandatory abortions Flashmann Nov 2012 #12
We'll learn that Obama intends to appoint Fidel Castro Secretary of State! flamingdem Nov 2012 #3
yeah but the gun nuts say he will take away their guns FIRST thing nt msongs Nov 2012 #4
gun nuts say he will take away their guns FIRST thing Flashmann Nov 2012 #8
and free cell phones. discopants Nov 2012 #5
What is this thing with free cell phones? nobodyspecial Nov 2012 #9
You forgot every married couple will be required to divorce Autumn Nov 2012 #10
Stockin up on canned goods and nonperishable items Tutonic Nov 2012 #14

Flashmann

(2,140 posts)
12. mandatory abortions
Sun Nov 4, 2012, 03:58 PM
Nov 2012

In the last couple weeks,a wrongwing "leader" said something along the lines of tax paid abortions being currently handed out and that one needn't even be pregnant to get one...Might've been the idiot Akins...Anyway,since one is not required to be pregnant to get their free abortion,and being a man and not pregnant,I none the less,figured I'd take full advantage and get one myself,just for shits and grins.....Now that they'll be mandatory,I think I'll wait and just do it once......Is that unpatriotic,or should I get both?...

Flashmann

(2,140 posts)
8. gun nuts say he will take away their guns FIRST thing
Sun Nov 4, 2012, 03:45 PM
Nov 2012

Odd,isn't it,that those same dimwits said the same thing in 08?..

nobodyspecial

(2,286 posts)
9. What is this thing with free cell phones?
Sun Nov 4, 2012, 03:47 PM
Nov 2012

Some idiot going on about inner city thugs standing on corners talking and making drug deals on their "Obama phones." I didn't bother to ask for clarification since I just wanted to end the discussion.

Autumn

(45,107 posts)
10. You forgot every married couple will be required to divorce
Sun Nov 4, 2012, 03:49 PM
Nov 2012

because he has destroyed the sanctity of marriage. Newt is devastated over that because the holy marriage sacrament is one he just loves. Over and over and over again.

Tutonic

(2,522 posts)
14. Stockin up on canned goods and nonperishable items
Sun Nov 4, 2012, 04:13 PM
Nov 2012

(SPAM, Kraft Mac N Cheese Ban roll on deoderant) to ride out the civil conflict. tee hee

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