Blake Patrick ?@BlakeRPatrick
The Red Heifer is slaughtered on stage. Mitt emerges from the corpse in temple garments made from Chris Christie's skin. #RomneyDeathRally
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4m Filigree Filigree ?@KnockProps
Ryan could only buy so many gascans, but Romney demanded the pyre built ever higher. Its flames spread across the roof. #RomneyDeathRally
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5m dewill90 dewill90 ?@dewill90
#romneydeathrally beh yin kapi tao beh yin kapi tao
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6m Aaron Aaron ?@fermunation
Dick Morris falls upon a sword, not out of shame, but out of love. Only a willing sacrifice may bring the age of fire. #RomneyDeathRally
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6m lets kiss bro lets kiss bro ?@dubstep_dad
Biden unsheathes his katana, the inset jewels glow brightly in the blackness now covering the stage. Ryan stumbles back. #RomneyDeathRally
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6m Belle D Belle D ?@belledame222
Romney knows the gate. Romney is the gate. Romney is key & guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in the #RomneyDeathRally
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7m Matt/Finn Matt/Finn ?@Mr_Finn_McCool
They found Nate Silver at his desk, 'THE NUMBERS WERE RIGHT' scrawled over and over in his own blood. #RomneyDeathRally
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8m Chris Osborn Chris Osborn ?@osborn7chris
"We are undone." The crowd chants joyously, waving their hands to the squatting form of The Romney. #RomneyDeathRally
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9m Matt/Finn Matt/Finn ?@Mr_Finn_McCool
"Yesterday, I met a black goat of the woods with 1,000 young who worked three jobs. That is what makes America great." #RomneyDeathRally
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10m bucket of kets bucket of kets ?@bucketofkets
From Paul Ryan's broken, sputtering maw emerges Ayn Rand, screaming. #RomneyDeathRally
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10m Johnny Hotballs Johnny Hotballs ?@LordBinky
"It is my belief that global warming is real. Real great, that is" -Romney as acid rain falls on the crowds cannibal orgy #RomneyDeathRally
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10m Keaira Keaira ?@Pouchmonster
Ahahaha oh god, the #romneydeathrally tweets are the funniest, most twisted things I've read in a long while. EVERYONE PERUSE THEM NOW
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10m Chris Fain Chris Fain ?@UndeadProblems
Romney rolls the corpses of the fallen into a blunt and lights up. #RomneyDeathRally
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10m Filigree Filigree ?@KnockProps
Misreading the internet, Romney has a horse's head transplanted onto a staffer's shoulders. It is forced to race Ryan. #RomneyDeathRally
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10m abaseman abaseman ?@abaseman
The clock strikes midnight, and Dixville Notch is erased from time and memory. Soon, time itself will have never been. #RomneyDeathRally
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11m Athas Zafiris Athas Zafiris ?@ArtSapphire
Prince Charles & Camilla turn up to #MelbourneCup by mistake. Ask for directions to #romneydeathrally so they can perform blood sacrifice.
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12m Casey Casey ?@HammerDialectic
Corporations may be people, but no one could confuse the form Romney took as being human. #RomneyDeathRally
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12m Belle D Belle D ?@belledame222
“President Obama promised to slow the rise of the oceans and to heal the planet. My promise: SEEK THE DEMON GOD AZAZOTH" #RomneyDeathRally
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13m Seth King Seth King ?@SethCKing
Romney pulled up his mom-jeans, looking down upon the raped middle class. "Don't be upset, it wasn't even legitimate." #RomneyDeathRally
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13m Timothy Groth Timothy Groth ?@TimG333
Tomorrow, we begin a new tomorrow. Your blood makes the difference. The people of the world are wailing. #RomneyDeathRally
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13m Matt/Finn Matt/Finn ?@Mr_Finn_McCool
Those who cried apocalypse proclaimed Obama the Leopard King of Daniel. But truly, only its dread might could save us. #RomneyDeathRally
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13m khazelton khazelton ?@khazelton
The dreamquest for lost Kashbahr had finally claimed the last shreds of Milliard's sanity from his horror-clenched fists #romneydeathrally
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13m dcsln dcsln ?@braintrunkhorn
Karl Rove is summoning demons with Nancy Reagan's red grimoire #romneydeathrally
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13m phallen1 phallen1 ?@phallen_1
Paul Ryan photo op, polishing skulls already picked and polished clean by his thralls. #RomneyDeathRally
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