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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:28 PM Nov 2012

Did you get the call? It's time to initiate PLAN Omicron - Action code is imminent…

You may now open your sealed coded envelope.

The code word is as follows: "Climacteric"

The code number is as follows: "783-8-345211-000"

Proceed to your action stations.

Action word is "GO".

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Did you get the call? It's time to initiate PLAN Omicron - Action code is imminent… (Original Post) MrScorpio Nov 2012 OP
Mugwump JHB Nov 2012 #1
The lobster has been cooked. Repeat, the lobster has been cooked. Saving Hawaii Nov 2012 #78
Are you sure? spinbaby Nov 2012 #145
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine JHB Nov 2012 #147
Tony sent me. closeupready Nov 2012 #159
"be sure to drink your Ovaltine" - BWAH! One of the best movies ever. kath Nov 2012 #160
The mugwump from the Naked Lunch movie? Tyrs WolfDaemon Nov 2012 #205
Hey, keep it anonymous! No pictures! JHB Nov 2012 #209
vote early in amarillo. run over to new mexico and vote by lunch. hit colorado seabeyond Nov 2012 #2
Beat you to the polls in Amarillo Caretha Nov 2012 #96
bah hahah. good for you. you did the smart thing. hubby went to early voting, last day. seabeyond Nov 2012 #101
Did you know some guy in NC is being harrassed for a similar joke? SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #106
ya. i took that into consideration. bring it on. nt seabeyond Nov 2012 #117
I wrote something similar on my FB but have mostly dems SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #119
Message received ohheckyeah Nov 2012 #3
Initiate at 0630 EST. That is all... liam_laddie Nov 2012 #4
Me too..totally killing the theme! n/t vaberella Nov 2012 #54
LOL, I just served on jury duty for this thread Matariki Nov 2012 #5
Is that TRUE?? Cause if it is, it's AWESOME!! renie408 Nov 2012 #7
Now THAT's funny! nt MrScorpio Nov 2012 #9
;-) Matariki Nov 2012 #21
Almost makes me go change status to serve in juries nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #38
I love me some DU Caretha Nov 2012 #98
The squirrels have placed the walnuts in the apple trees - hedgehog Nov 2012 #168
**guffaw** Me too LOL!! nc4bo Nov 2012 #16
DUzy of an alert! pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #19
This message was self-deleted by its author flowomo Nov 2012 #22
Best DU Performance art EVER!! nolabear Nov 2012 #23
Yeah, but I got voted down 5-1! flowomo Nov 2012 #25
I am so sorry but some of the comments from the jurists were as hilarious as the alert itself nc4bo Nov 2012 #35
It was a pleasure to lose... flowomo Nov 2012 #44
+1 nc4bo Nov 2012 #51
lol Flowomo Matariki Nov 2012 #55
+1 nt ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #91
DUzy malaise Nov 2012 #62
HAHA!! flygal Nov 2012 #66
LOLOL! n/t OneGrassRoot Nov 2012 #80
Too funny! H2O Man Nov 2012 #90
MORE WIN THAN CAN BE REASONABLY HANDLED WilliamPitt Nov 2012 #156
I was juror number one! Initech Nov 2012 #164
I was juror #5 nc4bo Nov 2012 #187
ROFLMAO Jamastiene Nov 2012 #182
Here. It's upthread. Juror #5 for the win! ;-) Matariki Nov 2012 #186
Gotta luv DU during times like these!! nc4bo Nov 2012 #189
Oh, noes! They're on to us! Just kidding, Agent Mike! freshwest Nov 2012 #201
Operation Mindfuck is a GO!! renie408 Nov 2012 #6
Roger that. C_U_L8R Nov 2012 #8
I'm clearly not clued into whatever ya'll are talking about here... codjh9 Nov 2012 #10
Good! That's exactly what you say if any republicans ask you what we're up to. Aristus Nov 2012 #27
Hah! OK. Well, just because I said 'ya''ll', I'm *definitely* not a Repuke (life-long Dem) codjh9 Nov 2012 #40
Dude! I was born and raised in Texas! Aristus Nov 2012 #45
Me too.... it kinda depends on who I'm around - like if I'm IN Texas, I usually don't codjh9 Nov 2012 #49
You're losing your accent William Seger Nov 2012 #65
BUt can you say Dyedinthewoolliberal Nov 2012 #134
Ya, I still don't get it barbiegeek Nov 2012 #110
Riiiiiiight. Good. Don't let on. mac56 Nov 2012 #129
Action initiated, passed to second tier initiates in OH, CO, and FL per directive. Melinda Nov 2012 #11
Florida checking in Amaril Nov 2012 #88
Attention. Attention! There is a mole amongst you! Your mission is in peril. Attention. Attention! nc4bo Nov 2012 #12
War on Christmas initiates in 3... 2... 1 oswaldactedalone Nov 2012 #15
OMG! Now I don't know what to do. ornotna Nov 2012 #13
Shhh, that's for the second part !! Tigress DEM Nov 2012 #24
Not yet. "Emu meatball" LiberalEsto Nov 2012 #109
Wait - I'm confused Kber Nov 2012 #14
Yellowdog 9 on 4 ~ engaged on blue 0 diamond star halo LVN/-# - Zorra Nov 2012 #17
Oh shit. I have Bluedog 4 on 9 Melinda Nov 2012 #32
Different locations, that's all, here's the difference Zorra Nov 2012 #138
Thank you comrade! Melinda Nov 2012 #143
Mareseatoats and Doeseatoats and rateyes Nov 2012 #18
THANKS for giving it AWAY. "Maresydoats"! WinkyDink Nov 2012 #72
Jello in place, ready to set fire to the couch. Tigress DEM Nov 2012 #20
The chicken heart that ate New York TalkingDog Nov 2012 #190
:-) sadbear Nov 2012 #26
HSST!! Beware. The internet has eyes. The internet has eyes! nolabear Nov 2012 #28
Houdini has returned to Appleton... countryjake Nov 2012 #171
Zulu Team here lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #29
wait!! Are we in the burgundy alert phase? Or taupe? I can't find my envelope!!! progressivebydesign Nov 2012 #30
Alert Phase: Merlot MrScorpio Nov 2012 #34
oh even better!! nt progressivebydesign Nov 2012 #172
What! We should be way past that to Chardonnay!!! NO TIME TO LOSE! LiberalElite Nov 2012 #191
I've got the monkey wrench, the terrarium of cockroaches, Aristus Nov 2012 #31
Jean has a long mousatche? Jean has a long moustache? amandabeech Nov 2012 #67
THAT'S THE SIGNAL, EVERYBODY! Aristus Nov 2012 #131
But but the yellow dog hasn't barked yet. shraby Nov 2012 #33
FLyellowdog is chasing her tail; repeat, FLyellowdog is chasing her tail. Carry on. FLyellowdog Nov 2012 #50
Butterfly nets and Irish bookies engaged. Awaiting execute code. politicat Nov 2012 #36
Cocked Locked and Loaded. Blue Idaho Nov 2012 #37
10-4... nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #39
Roger that. ellie Nov 2012 #41
The radishes ARE ripe; Repeat: the radishes ARE ripe doubleplusgood Nov 2012 #42
The order has been authenticated. eqfan592 Nov 2012 #43
The celery is under the back tire. applegrove Nov 2012 #46
The cats are in the barn. Repeat the cats are in the barn. Liberalynn Nov 2012 #47
Well done!! nc4bo Nov 2012 #48
It wasn't easy but it had to be done Liberalynn Nov 2012 #89
Sector 12F status check Budgies Revenge Nov 2012 #52
Butter, butter, butter... Hekate Nov 2012 #141
The kettle is on the stove jberryhill Nov 2012 #53
LL1; LL2; LL3; LL4 access lists confirmed. LuvLoogie Nov 2012 #56
Queen to Queen's Level 3 Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #57
Queen to King's level 1 nc4bo Nov 2012 #58
checkmate Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #167
The crow flies at dawn. REPEAT The crow flies at dawn. 5-7-13-42-80 rad51 Nov 2012 #59
Taking flight to the rooky wood. WinkyDink Nov 2012 #73
We must achieve total scritpural reversal before the critical window for execution closes. lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #60
BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE? GeorgeGist Nov 2012 #61
That's all mine said too. lumberjack_jeff Nov 2012 #114
Initiated. The significant owl hoots in the night. Hekate Nov 2012 #63
Now activating almonds. REPEAT: activating almonds LiberalEsto Nov 2012 #111
But I'm all out of whipped cream. Angleae Nov 2012 #64
the bird is in the house rdking647 Nov 2012 #68
zaphod has the towel countryjake Nov 2012 #69
Initialized in NY3 union_maid Nov 2012 #70
OMG! I have to wash my hair yet! WinkyDink Nov 2012 #71
ROTF! countryjake Nov 2012 #76
A stylist is enroute! HappyMe Nov 2012 #104
Headed to sector 340 with Smith, Johnson, and Nunez... Comrade_McKenzie Nov 2012 #74
10-4 ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #94
Nunez is the rat.... ProudToBeBlueInRhody Nov 2012 #128
Okay, that's some funny shit right there. RomneyLies Nov 2012 #75
Thank God. Now I can get rid of all these chickens y'all stuck me with Buns_of_Fire Nov 2012 #77
It is done. joshcryer Nov 2012 #79
***begin transmission*** It is a cold day for pontooning. Repeat: a cold day for pontooning. mikeytherat Nov 2012 #81
Karl Rove in Curiosity coming over the horizon!! Initiate drones!! Initiate drones!!! mfcorey1 Nov 2012 #82
Roger. BirdDog One is at orbit. I repeat: Orbit. trof Nov 2012 #83
Searchlight, Searchlight, Do Not Answer. Throckmorton Nov 2012 #84
The dog is securely tied to the roof treestar Nov 2012 #85
The sketch is ready to etch. I repeat: the sketch is ready to etch. intheflow Nov 2012 #202
The snake is in the grass! Alleycat Nov 2012 #86
May I mambo dogface on the banana patch? Viking12 Nov 2012 #87
You fucker! You sank my battleship! Bucky Nov 2012 #92
"Tick a lock" ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #93
No worries from Home Base Foxtrot: we have the birth certificate and the matches are still dry Bucky Nov 2012 #95
BBC to the French Resistance JPZenger Nov 2012 #97
Now Switching from grid teal to target pink... dogknob Nov 2012 #99
29 Nude Nuns Strike Faux Phobia Poses! yoyossarian Nov 2012 #100
Agent Mike is monitoring Nevernose Nov 2012 #102
Hey@_I+kNow=that*giy nolabels Nov 2012 #107
Omicrom!? Skidmore Nov 2012 #103
ok I give up LiberalElite Nov 2012 #105
Good. That's exactly the answer to give if questioned. mac56 Nov 2012 #123
I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you now. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2012 #152
Our secret plan to reduce stress and defeat the enemy. TalkingDog Nov 2012 #188
Now I understand...shhhh. LiberalElite Nov 2012 #192
I was told Abercrombie, will readjust for new info, Elephant chunks SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #108
Santa gave me his reindeer mercuryblues Nov 2012 #112
The pudding is delicious. HappyMe Nov 2012 #113
10-4. The book is in the car. JUMP. nt BumRushDaShow Nov 2012 #115
Had a little problem in Sector 666 union_maid Nov 2012 #116
Red State Switcheroo switch standing by awaiting orders! RedCloud Nov 2012 #118
ONE FISH TWO FISH! yoyossarian Nov 2012 #120
I didn't know it was YOU the entire time - well played, sir! IdaBriggs Nov 2012 #121
Roofbeagle to Ruby Chasm... dogknob Nov 2012 #122
when do we finally get to use the FEMA camps d_r Nov 2012 #124
Soon, soon... Hekate Nov 2012 #148
ok, comrade, I'll keep waiting d_r Nov 2012 #169
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide. mac56 Nov 2012 #125
Urgent....set all transponders to 198.34....ultrawave frequency 6 ProudToBeBlueInRhody Nov 2012 #126
Excess time elapsed in baking. Recipe discontinued. mac56 Nov 2012 #130
Message from Sweet Green Icing @ MacArthur Park: Someone left the cake out in the rain. nc4bo Nov 2012 #151
Sounds like they don't think that they can take it. mac56 Nov 2012 #153
Drat! Tsiyu Nov 2012 #195
Oh nooooooooooo........! mac56 Nov 2012 #196
Operation "Retire Richie Rich & Eddie Munster" is in full force in Old Dominion. johnnyrocket Nov 2012 #127
There is a fire in the insurance agency. mac56 Nov 2012 #132
Um, those aren't dice. lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #200
Blue Bald Eagle waxing on off... dogknob Nov 2012 #133
Doing my bit here in the Midwest with the Telekinetic Team. Chiyo-chichi Nov 2012 #135
A tractor trailer just backed up to the loading dock and littlemissmartypants Nov 2012 #136
No soap. Radio. mac56 Nov 2012 #137
Status Update Omicron: Tsiyu Nov 2012 #139
Activate Project X!!! Odin2005 Nov 2012 #140
Done. Their kung fu is not strong. nt Zorra Nov 2012 #146
Fort Worth coded BlueCollar Nov 2012 #142
shoot the moon . . . shoot the moon datasuspect Nov 2012 #155
The pigeon is under the wastebasket. Butterbean Nov 2012 #144
Chuggo has eaten the mayonaise. I repeat.... Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2012 #149
On my way to court in a suit and a tie Dr. Strange Nov 2012 #165
Ssst. Passed Agent Mike on corner of 12th & Vine Hekate Nov 2012 #150
------7-4-3-9-1-2------ datasuspect Nov 2012 #154
------8-6-7-5-3-0-9------ JHB Nov 2012 #194
When will cell reveal? Three 16. Taverner Nov 2012 #157
We're in! The dogs treed the wrong possum! Zorra Nov 2012 #166
I FORGOT MY ACTION STATION!!!! meegbear Nov 2012 #158
Your mission is to guide voters through the maze of Republican obstruction: JHB Nov 2012 #197
Rosebud argiel1234 Nov 2012 #161
Fettle the vangs intaglio Nov 2012 #162
One Alpha Yankee mick063 Nov 2012 #163
I thought the "activated almonds" thread was amazing WilliamPitt Nov 2012 #170
The orca has drowned in the tsunami... countryjake Nov 2012 #174
Supreme Voting Commander Lyndon B. Johnson says: Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2012 #173
Execute War Plan Kolob. MARK!! Blue team go! Erose999 Nov 2012 #175
The cat is wearing the hat. Sissyk Nov 2012 #176
The chair is against the wall. Zax2me Nov 2012 #177
We'll meet you on some corner. I'll be the man smoking two cigarettes. montanto Nov 2012 #178
Dog's barking, can't fly without umbrella! Mick, Mick, speak ENGLISH!! JoePhilly Nov 2012 #179
This post will self-destruct in 10 seconds WilmywoodNCparalegal Nov 2012 #180
Tapioca or creme brulee? Transmission GARBLED! LiberalElite Nov 2012 #181
Roger that. Over and out. n/t Jamastiene Nov 2012 #183
The Cultured Vegetables are Black Boxed Matariki Nov 2012 #184
Goose is in the nest. Repeat. Goose is in the nest. hifiguy Nov 2012 #185
This message was self-deleted by its author DevonRex Nov 2012 #193
Calling all Blue Blaze Irregulars! Assemble! mac56 Nov 2012 #198
How long do I have to hold this chicken between my knees? yoyossarian Nov 2012 #199
Plan Omicron mission accomplished! Congratulations, everyone, on a job well done!!! Zorra Nov 2012 #203
The eagle has landed...the fat man walks alone! nt msanthrope Nov 2012 #204
Mission: Accomplished, Everyone MrScorpio Nov 2012 #206
+47 mercuryblues Nov 2012 #207
Sorry I'm late. Gold Metal Flake Nov 2012 #208
Standing by theKed Nov 2012 #210

Saving Hawaii

(441 posts)
78. The lobster has been cooked. Repeat, the lobster has been cooked.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:03 AM
Nov 2012

Well done people. First round of wingnut tears is on me.

 

Caretha

(2,737 posts)
96. Beat you to the polls in Amarillo
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:17 AM
Nov 2012

early voting last Tuesday - communication received -

Thanks for taking care of Colorado - New Mexico is covered

 

seabeyond

(110,159 posts)
101. bah hahah. good for you. you did the smart thing. hubby went to early voting, last day.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:39 AM
Nov 2012

line way too long so he didnt vote.

not going until midmorning. hoping it isnt a wait. generally isnt bad around here. new polling place this year, though.

SaveAmerica

(5,342 posts)
106. Did you know some guy in NC is being harrassed for a similar joke?
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:59 AM
Nov 2012

He put on his daughter's FB page that he'd already voted twice and shared plans of his next two votes. It was shared and shared with RW forums and groups and now he has to have security when he goes to cast his real (and only!!) vote today. He was being sarcastic and the dummies have believed the RW push that Dems are stealing the election for Obama so thought he was serious.

SaveAmerica

(5,342 posts)
119. I wrote something similar on my FB but have mostly dems
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:23 AM
Nov 2012

who have lives on my feed so I didn't get any grief. These people are so lame!

Matariki

(18,775 posts)
5. LOL, I just served on jury duty for this thread
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:32 PM
Nov 2012

"The person who sent the alert wrote: He's giving away our secret plan!"

thought you might want to know...

Matariki

(18,775 posts)
21. ;-)
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:53 PM
Nov 2012

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: We're all a little punchy. Just hang on, man!
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: LOL!!! I almost am tempted to "hide" this because the alert is so damn funny!!!
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alerter should be sent immediately to ACORN to receive new orders. Time is running short. Cats must be herded immediately or all is lost.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alert if even funnier than the post.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

hedgehog

(36,286 posts)
168. The squirrels have placed the walnuts in the apple trees -
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:39 PM
Nov 2012

the chipmunk is chasing the gray squirrel.

Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #19)

nc4bo

(17,651 posts)
35. I am so sorry but some of the comments from the jurists were as hilarious as the alert itself
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:02 AM
Nov 2012

Ssoooooo sorry but man - thanks for the laugh. Between Scorp and NYC - I laughed myself sick

flowomo

(4,740 posts)
44. It was a pleasure to lose...
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:09 AM
Nov 2012

I was laughing out loud at the jurors' comments. We could all use a few smiles on this tense night. And thanks to Scorp for the opening.

Aristus

(66,385 posts)
27. Good! That's exactly what you say if any republicans ask you what we're up to.
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:56 PM
Nov 2012


It's just DU's time-honored Project X - 2.0 version for 2012.

So, shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Aristus

(66,385 posts)
45. Dude! I was born and raised in Texas!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:10 AM
Nov 2012

I've lived in Washington State for over thirty years. But I'll say 'y'all' until I die...

codjh9

(2,781 posts)
49. Me too.... it kinda depends on who I'm around - like if I'm IN Texas, I usually don't
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:17 AM
Nov 2012

say 'you guys'... it'll be 'ya'll'.

Amaril

(1,267 posts)
88. Florida checking in
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:57 AM
Nov 2012

Salt shaker located; Jimmy Buffet deployed in 3.....2.....1...........

Please confirm if alligators should be wearing lavender rain slickers.

nc4bo

(17,651 posts)
12. Attention. Attention! There is a mole amongst you! Your mission is in peril. Attention. Attention!
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:36 PM
Nov 2012

Change of orders required immediately. This is NOT a drill.












Kber

(5,043 posts)
14. Wait - I'm confused
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:38 PM
Nov 2012

Is it project Acorn or Plan Omicron that is the priority. There are multiple threads.

Just like us to screw it up. "I don't belong to an organized political party - I'm a Democrat!"

on edit: Oh - get it - some of these threads are decoys! Sorry - as you were everyone.

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
17. Yellowdog 9 on 4 ~ engaged on blue 0 diamond star halo LVN/-# -
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:42 PM
Nov 2012
??Ⓐ??

< 1010110101011010101101101101011

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
138. Different locations, that's all, here's the difference
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:58 AM
Nov 2012

This is Bluedog 4 on 9:

[div style="display:inline; background-color:#FFFF66;"][font color="blue" size="size" face="face"]??Ⓐ??[/font]

This is Yellowdog 9 on 4, (edit 2):

[font color="yellow" size="size" face="face"]??Ⓐ??[/font]

skrip 'em off!




rateyes

(17,438 posts)
18. Mareseatoats and Doeseatoats and
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:43 PM
Nov 2012

little lambs eat mint jelly.

Awaiting your response before proceeding.

Aristus

(66,385 posts)
31. I've got the monkey wrench, the terrarium of cockroaches,
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:58 PM
Nov 2012

and the box of Twizzlers ready to go.

Waiting for the coded phrase: 'John Has A Long Moustache'.

 

amandabeech

(9,893 posts)
67. Jean has a long mousatche? Jean has a long moustache?
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:39 AM
Nov 2012

I have my helmet and my champagne ready! Sorry that there isn't enough for everyone here.

eqfan592

(5,963 posts)
43. The order has been authenticated.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:08 AM
Nov 2012

Had to take some drastic measures to get my partner to turn their key...



But situation is now nominal.....

nc4bo

(17,651 posts)
48. Well done!!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:17 AM
Nov 2012

THIS was one of my main concerns!!

Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alerter should be sent immediately to ACORN to receive new orders. Time is running short. Cats must be herded immediately or all is lost.



Budgies Revenge

(216 posts)
52. Sector 12F status check
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:19 AM
Nov 2012

The lobster does not request a side dish......I repeat...The lobster does not request a side dish....
--out--

LuvLoogie

(7,011 posts)
56. LL1; LL2; LL3; LL4 access lists confirmed.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:41 AM
Nov 2012

Online dormant reactive state ready for MIM intercept and true.

lindysalsagal

(20,692 posts)
60. We must achieve total scritpural reversal before the critical window for execution closes.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 01:10 AM
Nov 2012

Sandy- Are you monitoring the libraries?

Oh- Did I say too much?

~my bad.~

 

lumberjack_jeff

(33,224 posts)
114. That's all mine said too.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:14 AM
Nov 2012

The last directive said; "stay here and watch the bee".

Du'ers are too smart to trust us with anything important.

 

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)
111. Now activating almonds. REPEAT: activating almonds
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:09 AM
Nov 2012

Take 6 baby steps to the northeast.

Do NOT, REPEAT do NOT
release Project HokeyPokey
until the signal flare.

mikeytherat

(6,829 posts)
81. ***begin transmission*** It is a cold day for pontooning. Repeat: a cold day for pontooning.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:36 AM
Nov 2012

***end transmission***

mfcorey1

(11,001 posts)
82. Karl Rove in Curiosity coming over the horizon!! Initiate drones!! Initiate drones!!!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:43 AM
Nov 2012

Last edited Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:23 AM - Edit history (1)

Throckmorton

(3,579 posts)
84. Searchlight, Searchlight, Do Not Answer.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:44 AM
Nov 2012

Searchlight, Searchlight, Do Not Answer.



The Sporkweasel has eaten the Afghanistan Banana Stand

treestar

(82,383 posts)
85. The dog is securely tied to the roof
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:45 AM
Nov 2012

The jet window is ready to open. Scissors are at the ready. The mincing one trips before midnight.

intheflow

(28,476 posts)
202. The sketch is ready to etch. I repeat: the sketch is ready to etch.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:58 PM
Nov 2012

Or is it the sketchy one is ready to retch? I mix them up.

Bucky

(54,020 posts)
95. No worries from Home Base Foxtrot: we have the birth certificate and the matches are still dry
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:03 AM
Nov 2012

Hmmm, we might need to come up with a few new code words. These are starting to make me uncomfortable

JPZenger

(6,819 posts)
97. BBC to the French Resistance
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:17 AM
Nov 2012

These lines of jokes go back to the code phrases that were broadcast over the BBC to various French Resistance groups before D-Day.. Us older folks also remember them from Hogan's Heroes.

dogknob

(2,431 posts)
99. Now Switching from grid teal to target pink...
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:23 AM
Nov 2012

Initiate attack plan "Acorn From God." Stand by to squeeze the package.

yoyossarian

(1,054 posts)
100. 29 Nude Nuns Strike Faux Phobia Poses!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:24 AM
Nov 2012

Tap toes in 3/4 time if you've got the dime!

RE the Ceremonial Cookies: Eat 'em if you've got 'em!

TalkingDog

(9,001 posts)
188. Our secret plan to reduce stress and defeat the enemy.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:04 PM
Nov 2012

That's what makes it super effective. We are so de-stressed we are able to hit the ground running.

mercuryblues

(14,532 posts)
112. Santa gave me his reindeer
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:11 AM
Nov 2012

and magic corn. I figure I can hit up at least 30,000 polling places before they close.

The Easter Bunny is looking to hand out some green jelly beans, anyone interested? PM me your super secret location and I will pass it on.

union_maid

(3,502 posts)
116. Had a little problem in Sector 666
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 10:21 AM
Nov 2012

Were forced to take some prisoners. Unless we receive orders to the contrary will unleash Operation Devil Dog at 1200 hours.

 

IdaBriggs

(10,559 posts)
121. I didn't know it was YOU the entire time - well played, sir!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:14 AM
Nov 2012

Well played!

We will follow all instructions per directive ABC-XYZ-123.

"Big Bird" is ready to make omelets!

dogknob

(2,431 posts)
122. Roofbeagle to Ruby Chasm...
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:16 AM
Nov 2012

Deploy the angry beaver. Crooked javelin and bowhunter standing by to be overrun.

d_r

(6,907 posts)
124. when do we finally get to use the FEMA camps
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:20 AM
Nov 2012

I've been waiting four years for my new position in the re-education department. Getting antsy.

ProudToBeBlueInRhody

(16,399 posts)
126. Urgent....set all transponders to 198.34....ultrawave frequency 6
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:22 AM
Nov 2012

The cake has been left out in the rain....I repeat....the cake has been left out in the rain....

nc4bo

(17,651 posts)
151. Message from Sweet Green Icing @ MacArthur Park: Someone left the cake out in the rain.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:02 PM
Nov 2012

Need instructions! Desperate!

Chiyo-chichi

(3,581 posts)
135. Doing my bit here in the Midwest with the Telekinetic Team.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:43 AM
Nov 2012

We are having great success in making Republicans' drivers licenses "fall" out of pockets, wallets, and purses.

Some guy in another thread returned one of them: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021726903. Pffft.

littlemissmartypants

(22,691 posts)
136. A tractor trailer just backed up to the loading dock and
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:47 AM
Nov 2012

the driver wants to know who ordered the activated nuts.

Tsiyu

(18,186 posts)
139. Status Update Omicron:
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:37 PM
Nov 2012

No activated almonds have been introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly not without any Port.

Loss of essense, I assure you it has not recurred.

Carry on, Comrades!







Dr. Strange

(25,921 posts)
165. On my way to court in a suit and a tie
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:21 PM
Nov 2012

My brother's in the can and won't get out 'til next July

Wait, isn't Chuggo Canadian? Won't this screw up the project?

 

datasuspect

(26,591 posts)
154. ------7-4-3-9-1-2------
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 03:06 PM
Nov 2012

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Zorra

(27,670 posts)
166. We're in! The dogs treed the wrong possum!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:25 PM
Nov 2012

Here's to the decoys!

Bwaahaahaa!

It's total wikid mayhem in the

intaglio

(8,170 posts)
162. Fettle the vangs
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:10 PM
Nov 2012

and ensure proper tension on the lazyjacks.

Remember plan and only splice the mainbrace after the submission of the round robin. The supercargo must not be allowed to escape without submitting to the Leader's authority.

 

mick063

(2,424 posts)
163. One Alpha Yankee
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:10 PM
Nov 2012

This is Niner Foxtrot Lima

We have a Vampire bearing one four two.


Coding sequence error.

Disregard post #59 and insert post #35 in it's place.

Quit screwing it up guys.

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
173. Supreme Voting Commander Lyndon B. Johnson says:
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:52 PM
Nov 2012

VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.
Repeat: VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.




Note:Lyndon Johnson stole his first election while attending Southwest Texas State Teachers' College, in San Marcos, TX. The election was for student body president.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
185. Goose is in the nest. Repeat. Goose is in the nest.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:44 PM
Nov 2012

Raptor Four prepared to implement Project X.

Your loving son, Queen Victoria.

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

yoyossarian

(1,054 posts)
199. How long do I have to hold this chicken between my knees?
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:52 PM
Nov 2012

I'm gonna need 'em later for the speedy crawlout phase!

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
206. Mission: Accomplished, Everyone
Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:54 AM
Nov 2012


Now that this thing is over with, you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations.

Good work, people!

theKed

(1,235 posts)
210. Standing by
Thu Nov 8, 2012, 02:28 AM
Nov 2012

to initiate Operation Thirsty Umbrella.
Estimating 654 days until mauve light activation signal.

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