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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDid you get the call? It's time to initiate PLAN Omicron - Action code is imminent…
You may now open your sealed coded envelope.
The code word is as follows: "Climacteric"
The code number is as follows: "783-8-345211-000"
Proceed to your action stations.
Action word is "GO".
Saving Hawaii
(441 posts)Well done people. First round of wingnut tears is on me.
spinbaby
(15,090 posts)I had mudwort.
JHB
(37,160 posts)Key confirmed.
closeupready
(29,503 posts)Abracadabra.
kath
(10,565 posts)Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)JHB
(37,160 posts)And I don't smoke anymore.
seabeyond
(110,159 posts)by dinner.
i am set.
Caretha
(2,737 posts)early voting last Tuesday - communication received -
Thanks for taking care of Colorado - New Mexico is covered
seabeyond
(110,159 posts)line way too long so he didnt vote.
not going until midmorning. hoping it isnt a wait. generally isnt bad around here. new polling place this year, though.
SaveAmerica
(5,342 posts)He put on his daughter's FB page that he'd already voted twice and shared plans of his next two votes. It was shared and shared with RW forums and groups and now he has to have security when he goes to cast his real (and only!!) vote today. He was being sarcastic and the dummies have believed the RW push that Dems are stealing the election for Obama so thought he was serious.
seabeyond
(110,159 posts)SaveAmerica
(5,342 posts)who have lives on my feed so I didn't get any grief. These people are so lame!
ohheckyeah
(9,314 posts)and acted on.
liam_laddie
(1,321 posts)vaberella
(24,634 posts)Matariki
(18,775 posts)"The person who sent the alert wrote: He's giving away our secret plan!"
thought you might want to know...
renie408
(9,854 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: We're all a little punchy. Just hang on, man!
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: LOL!!! I almost am tempted to "hide" this because the alert is so damn funny!!!
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alerter should be sent immediately to ACORN to receive new orders. Time is running short. Cats must be herded immediately or all is lost.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alert if even funnier than the post.
Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Almost.
Caretha
(2,737 posts)hedgehog
(36,286 posts)the chipmunk is chasing the gray squirrel.
nc4bo
(17,651 posts)Freaking hilarious!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #19)
flowomo This message was self-deleted by its author.
nolabear
(41,986 posts)flowomo
(4,740 posts)Didn't you guys ever see this:
nc4bo
(17,651 posts)Ssoooooo sorry but man - thanks for the laugh. Between Scorp and NYC - I laughed myself sick
flowomo
(4,740 posts)I was laughing out loud at the jurors' comments. We could all use a few smiles on this tense night. And thanks to Scorp for the opening.
Matariki
(18,775 posts)ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)OneGrassRoot
(22,920 posts)H2O Man
(73,559 posts)WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)Oh shit LOL
Initech
(100,080 posts)nc4bo
(17,651 posts)The entire thing was funny as all heck
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)I would love to see the jury results on that alert.
Matariki
(18,775 posts)nc4bo
(17,651 posts)One of the best places on the net
freshwest
(53,661 posts)renie408
(9,854 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,003 posts)No prisoners!
codjh9
(2,781 posts)Aristus
(66,385 posts)It's just DU's time-honored Project X - 2.0 version for 2012.
So, shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
codjh9
(2,781 posts)Aristus
(66,385 posts)I've lived in Washington State for over thirty years. But I'll say 'y'all' until I die...
codjh9
(2,781 posts)say 'you guys'... it'll be 'ya'll'.
William Seger
(10,778 posts)... if you didn't say "all y'all."
Dyedinthewoolliberal
(15,577 posts)Puyallup?
barbiegeek
(1,140 posts)mac56
(17,569 posts)Melinda
(5,465 posts)Amaril
(1,267 posts)Salt shaker located; Jimmy Buffet deployed in 3.....2.....1...........
Please confirm if alligators should be wearing lavender rain slickers.
nc4bo
(17,651 posts)Change of orders required immediately. This is NOT a drill.
oswaldactedalone
(3,491 posts)Call to atheist arms!!!!
ornotna
(10,803 posts)I thought the code was "activated almonds"
Tigress DEM
(7,887 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Activating red meds.
Kber
(5,043 posts)Is it project Acorn or Plan Omicron that is the priority. There are multiple threads.
Just like us to screw it up. "I don't belong to an organized political party - I'm a Democrat!"
on edit: Oh - get it - some of these threads are decoys! Sorry - as you were everyone.
Zorra
(27,670 posts)< 1010110101011010101101101101011
Melinda
(5,465 posts)Zorra
(27,670 posts)This is Bluedog 4 on 9:
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This is Yellowdog 9 on 4, (edit 2):
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skrip 'em off!
Melinda
(5,465 posts)rateyes
(17,438 posts)little lambs eat mint jelly.
Awaiting your response before proceeding.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Tigress DEM
(7,887 posts)TalkingDog
(9,001 posts)n/t
nolabear
(41,986 posts)countryjake
(8,554 posts)the acorn lies under the maple leaf.
lpbk2713
(42,759 posts)Ready to sync with Comsupron.
progressivebydesign
(19,458 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Take your time
progressivebydesign
(19,458 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)Aristus
(66,385 posts)and the box of Twizzlers ready to go.
Waiting for the coded phrase: 'John Has A Long Moustache'.
amandabeech
(9,893 posts)I have my helmet and my champagne ready! Sorry that there isn't enough for everyone here.
Aristus
(66,385 posts)Helmets on! Everyone to the ski-lift!!!
shraby
(21,946 posts)FLyellowdog
(4,276 posts)politicat
(9,808 posts)Blue Idaho
(5,049 posts)Firebirds are GO.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)ellie
(6,929 posts)We are ready. We are legion.
doubleplusgood
(944 posts)Proceed to sector Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
eqfan592
(5,963 posts)Had to take some drastic measures to get my partner to turn their key...
But situation is now nominal.....
applegrove
(118,677 posts)Liberalynn
(7,549 posts)Good night and God Speed!
nc4bo
(17,651 posts)THIS was one of my main concerns!!
Liberalynn
(7,549 posts)Budgies Revenge
(216 posts)The lobster does not request a side dish......I repeat...The lobster does not request a side dish....
--out--
Hekate
(90,714 posts)... melted butter....
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)LuvLoogie
(7,011 posts)Online dormant reactive state ready for MIM intercept and true.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)nc4bo
(17,651 posts)Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)rad51
(89 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)Sandy- Are you monitoring the libraries?
Oh- Did I say too much?
~my bad.~
GeorgeGist
(25,321 posts)lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)The last directive said; "stay here and watch the bee".
Du'ers are too smart to trust us with anything important.
Hekate
(90,714 posts)On the move!
Hekate
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Take 6 baby steps to the northeast.
Do NOT, REPEAT do NOT
release Project HokeyPokey
until the signal flare.
Angleae
(4,485 posts)Now I have to go to the store.
rdking647
(5,113 posts)sally has a red car
macaroni is for dinner
the mail has arrived
countryjake
(8,554 posts)wiping the beach of eerie...oh
union_maid
(3,502 posts)Awaiting further instruction. The owl hoots at dawn. The cat is on the roof.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)countryjake
(8,554 posts)Get with the program!
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)........ is that what you're wearing?
Comrade_McKenzie
(2,526 posts)Expect contact for third wave at 1600 hours.
ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)The soup is on the stove. Repeat, the soup is on the stove.
ProudToBeBlueInRhody
(16,399 posts)....Nunez is the rat....
Yeah, I'm picking on the Hispanic guy.
RomneyLies
(3,333 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,181 posts)in the runup to Project X v1.0.
joshcryer
(62,276 posts)Instructions were clear and concise. I will be at my station at 6AM.
mikeytherat
(6,829 posts)***end transmission***
mfcorey1
(11,001 posts)Last edited Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:23 AM - Edit history (1)
trof
(54,256 posts)Target lock-on.
Standing by for Greenlight.
Throckmorton
(3,579 posts)Searchlight, Searchlight, Do Not Answer.
The Sporkweasel has eaten the Afghanistan Banana Stand
treestar
(82,383 posts)The jet window is ready to open. Scissors are at the ready. The mincing one trips before midnight.
intheflow
(28,476 posts)Or is it the sketchy one is ready to retch? I mix them up.
Alleycat
(1,117 posts)Viking12
(6,012 posts)Bucky
(54,020 posts)ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)As agent Deputy Fife would say.
Bucky
(54,020 posts)Hmmm, we might need to come up with a few new code words. These are starting to make me uncomfortable
JPZenger
(6,819 posts)These lines of jokes go back to the code phrases that were broadcast over the BBC to various French Resistance groups before D-Day.. Us older folks also remember them from Hogan's Heroes.
dogknob
(2,431 posts)Initiate attack plan "Acorn From God." Stand by to squeeze the package.
yoyossarian
(1,054 posts)Tap toes in 3/4 time if you've got the dime!
RE the Ceremonial Cookies: Eat 'em if you've got 'em!
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)So be careful what you say!
nolabels
(13,133 posts)or maybe not
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)Shoot, someone handed me Project X. I thought we'd finished that one.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)What the heck is this please?
Thanks from - The Uninformed and Out of Touch
mac56
(17,569 posts)Well done. Carry on.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)My condolences to your family.
TalkingDog
(9,001 posts)That's what makes it super effective. We are so de-stressed we are able to hit the ground running.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)SaveAmerica
(5,342 posts)At 9, 11 and 13
mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)and magic corn. I figure I can hit up at least 30,000 polling places before they close.
The Easter Bunny is looking to hand out some green jelly beans, anyone interested? PM me your super secret location and I will pass it on.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)I got some on my envelope.
Okay, all cleaned up. 345211...halibut.
BumRushDaShow
(129,084 posts)union_maid
(3,502 posts)Were forced to take some prisoners. Unless we receive orders to the contrary will unleash Operation Devil Dog at 1200 hours.
RedCloud
(9,230 posts)yoyossarian
(1,054 posts)Blowfish blew fish!
The cabbie's on the corner! Refry beans 2, 3 and 6!
IdaBriggs
(10,559 posts)Well played!
We will follow all instructions per directive ABC-XYZ-123.
"Big Bird" is ready to make omelets!
dogknob
(2,431 posts)Deploy the angry beaver. Crooked javelin and bowhunter standing by to be overrun.
d_r
(6,907 posts)I've been waiting four years for my new position in the re-education department. Getting antsy.
Hekate
(90,714 posts)d_r
(6,907 posts)mac56
(17,569 posts)ProudToBeBlueInRhody
(16,399 posts)The cake has been left out in the rain....I repeat....the cake has been left out in the rain....
mac56
(17,569 posts)nc4bo
(17,651 posts)Need instructions! Desperate!
mac56
(17,569 posts)WE'll never have that recipe again!
mac56
(17,569 posts)johnnyrocket
(1,773 posts)mac56
(17,569 posts)It is hot in Suez. The dice are on the carpet.
lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)dogknob
(2,431 posts)...we are go to tweeze the freeper and punt the queen's beanie!
Chiyo-chichi
(3,581 posts)We are having great success in making Republicans' drivers licenses "fall" out of pockets, wallets, and purses.
Some guy in another thread returned one of them: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021726903. Pffft.
littlemissmartypants
(22,691 posts)the driver wants to know who ordered the activated nuts.
mac56
(17,569 posts)Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)No activated almonds have been introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly not without any Port.
Loss of essense, I assure you it has not recurred.
Carry on, Comrades!
Odin2005
(53,521 posts)Zorra
(27,670 posts)BlueCollar
(3,859 posts)Tango-Tango-Sierra-Nine
datasuspect
(26,591 posts)Butterbean
(1,014 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)Chuggo has eaten the mayonaise.
Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)My brother's in the can and won't get out 'til next July
Wait, isn't Chuggo Canadian? Won't this screw up the project?
Hekate
(90,714 posts)Did not make eye contact.
datasuspect
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JHB
(37,160 posts)Taverner
(55,476 posts)Zorra
(27,670 posts)Here's to the decoys!
Bwaahaahaa!
It's total wikid mayhem in the
meegbear
(25,438 posts)JHB
(37,160 posts)It's a 3-D maze.
argiel1234
(390 posts)intaglio
(8,170 posts)and ensure proper tension on the lazyjacks.
Remember plan and only splice the mainbrace after the submission of the round robin. The supercargo must not be allowed to escape without submitting to the Leader's authority.
mick063
(2,424 posts)This is Niner Foxtrot Lima
We have a Vampire bearing one four two.
Coding sequence error.
Disregard post #59 and insert post #35 in it's place.
Quit screwing it up guys.
WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)This is better.
countryjake
(8,554 posts)Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.
Repeat: VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.
Note:Lyndon Johnson stole his first election while attending Southwest Texas State Teachers' College, in San Marcos, TX. The election was for student body president.
Erose999
(5,624 posts)Sissyk
(12,665 posts)I repeat.
The cat is wearing the hat.
Zax2me
(2,515 posts)FA - Free America broadcast in the original Red Dawn!
montanto
(2,966 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)WilmywoodNCparalegal
(2,654 posts)9...
8...
7...
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)Matariki
(18,775 posts)Fired up. Read to go.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Raptor Four prepared to implement Project X.
Your loving son, Queen Victoria.
Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
DevonRex This message was self-deleted by its author.
mac56
(17,569 posts)yoyossarian
(1,054 posts)I'm gonna need 'em later for the speedy crawlout phase!
Zorra
(27,670 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Now that this thing is over with, you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations.
Good work, people!
mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)Gold Metal Flake
(13,805 posts)Did you jiggle the handle yet?
theKed
(1,235 posts)to initiate Operation Thirsty Umbrella.
Estimating 654 days until mauve light activation signal.