....and a couple toothpicks to prop my eyelids open.....

: yawn:

and if you show me a sign,

I'll be willin'.

To be movin'.

& welcome to my daily diet

As an unwilling transplant to Collier County, Fl.

I do have some Jose Cuervo and a lemon though.

I made myself leave my apt long enough to go get lunch at our downtown cafe and then to go stock up on cigs, alcohol, and comfort food. Clearly I couldn't pull myself away too much cuz I am sitting here in the cafe waiting on my lunch AND still here on DU looking for updates !!

I'm way too nervous, kind of like almost paralized. I know I shouldn't worry, but my subcouncious is.

Quit smoking years ago.

Guinness on the agenda, tonight.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

Make a run, and grab me some Jameson while you're out.

me too, as soon as I get home from work.

but I will need some later.

pumpkin cookies for me.

Switching to red wine a little later to go with the smokes and cookies.

Breakfast of champions!

this is like Christmas when I was 10.

invisible monkeys get me moving hypothetically and virtually. Don't feed the monkeys.

I'd kill for a cup of coffee but I don't want to get dehydrated. Wachoo!

You've got to run on heavy fuel...

Sugar Group, Check
Alcohol Group, Check
Cholesterol Group, Check
Caffeine Group, Check

This was the best OP on the latest page at 2:05 pm west coast time on election day ...

I've got a theme going here... I like matchy-matchy.

Hunter is wrecking the hotel room.

Fear and Loathing in Broward County