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MissMarple

(9,656 posts)
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:27 PM Nov 2012

If you are feeling like you might start to hyperventilate, I have a suggestion.

Sit up straight and close your eyes. Now picture a slice of pecan pie with a big dollop of whipped cream on top. This is the important part, breath four slow deep breaths keeping the pecan pie in view. Open your eyes.

You should feel better, and perhaps hungry for some pie. Now, where's the scotch?

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If you are feeling like you might start to hyperventilate, I have a suggestion. (Original Post) MissMarple Nov 2012 OP
Mmm.....pecan pie.... Louisiana1976 Nov 2012 #1
Bourbon pecan pie! MissMarple Nov 2012 #2
Mmmmmm whip cream outta the can.....I believe it's called redi whip?? a kennedy Nov 2012 #3
Redi Whip is good. MissMarple Nov 2012 #4
It is Not Working AndyTiedye Nov 2012 #5
Most excellent plan. Scotch is working. MissMarple Nov 2012 #6
Out of scotch. MissMarple Nov 2012 #7

MissMarple

(9,656 posts)
2. Bourbon pecan pie!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:47 PM
Nov 2012

Essential ingredient, crucial.

I love your sig line. I am a biblioholic, I blew right by book lover decades ago.

a kennedy

(29,672 posts)
3. Mmmmmm whip cream outta the can.....I believe it's called redi whip??
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:48 PM
Nov 2012
I love that stuff, and I know it's not good for me.

MissMarple

(9,656 posts)
4. Redi Whip is good.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:52 PM
Nov 2012

But we make the real stff every Thanksgiving. There is always enough for coffee, even the next morning....heaven.

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