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Galraedia

(5,026 posts)
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 07:58 PM Nov 2012

George Bush Accidently Votes For Obama

Former U.S. president George W. Bush accidentally voted for Barack Obama today at a polling place near his Crawford, TX home.

According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a ballot he intended to discard.

Witnesses say Bush argued with poll workers for several minutes afterwards in a effort to redo his vote, but in accordance with state law they ultimately denied his request.

The embarrassing incident may have gone unnoticed if it weren't for a local newspaper reporter who happened to be voting in the next booth. Suzanna Everett, a politics correspondent for the Waco Times witnessed the entire ordeal and crafted a cunning scheme to make it public.

Read more: http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/06/george-bush-accidently-votes-obama/

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George Bush Accidently Votes For Obama (Original Post) Galraedia Nov 2012 OP
Seriously? If so, this has to be one of the funniest and best incidents in U.S. history. Arugula Latte Nov 2012 #1
Yes, seriously Cirque du So-What Nov 2012 #7
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What you said ismnotwasm Nov 2012 #11
This is satire, folks... Contrary1 Nov 2012 #21
Is this from The Onion????? Curmudgeoness Nov 2012 #3
GTFO!! Seriously?? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA rivegauche Nov 2012 #4
Dont they have literacy tests? undeterred Nov 2012 #5
…and to think Jackpine Radical Nov 2012 #6
He lives in Dallas story is BS rbrnmw Nov 2012 #8
His official residence was Crawford when he was president. proud2BlibKansan Nov 2012 #14
When did he sell Crawford home? nt babylonsister Nov 2012 #16
link rbrnmw Nov 2012 #22
War criminal President gets to ride his mountain bike Cleita Nov 2012 #31
Subconsciously... RichGirl Nov 2012 #9
OMG!!!! FirstLight Nov 2012 #10
Actually, you CAN make this sh*t up--and that is precissely what such satirical sites do. nt tblue37 Nov 2012 #32
Daily Currant is satire site. bench scientist Nov 2012 #12
Who's this George W. Bush? hay rick Nov 2012 #13
And of course the media is surpressing this story jenw2 Nov 2012 #15
Be the media!! e-mail, FB, tweet! SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #18
Is that for real? The Onion? If not - HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA SaveAmerica Nov 2012 #17
Ahhhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaa! Now how do YOU like it!? Ya Basta Nov 2012 #19
HA HA!!!!!!!! Fail. Initech Nov 2012 #20
Good joke: dailycurrant like The Onion. nt mwooldri Nov 2012 #23
If so, Texas is bad ass. Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #24
This Is Not THe Onion!!! Cha Nov 2012 #25
Cuz they are the ONLY satire site in the internets. PeaceNikki Nov 2012 #27
He was also confused when he chose to go to war with Iraq instead of Afghanistan. Oooops! Auntie Bush Nov 2012 #26
Even if it isn't true, it ought to be. n/t VOX Nov 2012 #28
i believed it until the part about Bush arguing with poll workers to redo the vote JI7 Nov 2012 #29
OMG GTFO LMAO! lonestarnot Nov 2012 #30
People, settle down! From the "About" page of _The Daily Currant_ tblue37 Nov 2012 #33
What the fuck ever. Leave us alone! lonestarnot Nov 2012 #35
Damn electronic voting machines! D23MIURG23 Nov 2012 #34
Even now.............. 4 t 4 Nov 2012 #37
This message was self-deleted by its author lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #36

spanone

(135,844 posts)
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Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:00 PM
Nov 2012

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Contrary1

(12,629 posts)
21. This is satire, folks...
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:21 PM
Nov 2012

"The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media."

http://dailycurrant.com/about/

Rick Perry Forgets Who He Voted For

Texas governor and former Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry suffered another memory lapse today, forgetting Mitt Romney's name for an agonizing 146 seconds on live television.

The incident occurred this morning outside a Texas polling station where Perry cast his vote. He had invited the media along for the trip intending to stage a photo-op afterwards in an effort to get out the vote.

Cleita

(75,480 posts)
31. War criminal President gets to ride his mountain bike
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:12 PM
Nov 2012

and sleep in a comfortable bed at night. It's not fair to all those who are dead because of his wars and incompetence.

FirstLight

(13,360 posts)
10. OMG!!!!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:03 PM
Nov 2012

Classic! You just cannot make this shit up! I LOVE that a reporter was right fucking THERE....I bet she is gonna get an award for breaking that


and how Ironic?

SaveAmerica

(5,342 posts)
17. Is that for real? The Onion? If not - HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:15 PM
Nov 2012

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

The machines ya'll wanted to put in place came back and bitcha!! Oh my Karma, thanks!!

Baitball Blogger

(46,736 posts)
24. If so, Texas is bad ass.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:43 PM
Nov 2012

You get three chances in Florida. If you spoil your ballot, you can turn it in and try again.

JI7

(89,252 posts)
29. i believed it until the part about Bush arguing with poll workers to redo the vote
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:05 PM
Nov 2012

i don't think he really cares who wins.

tblue37

(65,408 posts)
33. People, settle down! From the "About" page of _The Daily Currant_
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:27 PM
Nov 2012
The Daily Currant is an English language online [font color = "blue"]satirical [/font]newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide - now including South Sudan.

Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward.



Q. Are your newstories real?

[font size ="+1" font color = "blue"]A. No. Our stories are purely fictional.
[/font]However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world <emphasis added>.

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