Nicely done!

The guy across the hall from me is wondering why I fell out of my chair, laughing until tears started streaming down my face.

He's a repuke . . . so I just told him it's my time of the month! Hysterical women should not be allowed to vote, you know!

Now he can say the election was lost because you voted while you had your period!


Nice work!

Have your ready Bible for pickup

Please bring your copy of the homosexual agenda, but if you can't find it don't despair-- an updated copy will be provided free of charge.

and make something up for a Facebook post.

Divorces from your current spouses will be performed immediately before you enter the building.

We're not ones to waste any time.

If ACORN or the New Black Panthers didn't vet your press release, it has no backing from the provisional government. You're on the right track to be sure, but let the pros handle it. They won't miss any details--like reminding Republicans to turn in their Bibles along with their guns. Now let me get back to reading Reverend Jeremiah Wright's new book, Chicken Soup for the Muslo-Marxist Christian Soul.

the Department of Atheistic Socialist Islam will issue one to you.

mandatory free cell phone.

Please ensure you have sufficient clean bath towels and linens. Pillow mints would be a nice addition but are not mandatory.

Don't forget the mandatory meeting with the death panel if there's any pre-existing conditions that might cost too much to take care of!

I may need to paste that in my facebook page.

Your camp will require you to attend poetry readings as well as ballet and opera performances. These will continue until you realize the beauty of the liberal arts after which time you may continue to enjoy these events at your leisure.

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]Well done!

Totally plagarized this to post on a small board full of conservatives that I frequent. Sorry.

and any other valuables handy.
We will just give them away, you wont need them where you are going.
Oh, I forgot, the keys to your house and cars too...hee-hee

because apparently many of them think this is really what's going to happen! A relative just posted this on FB:

Get ready ...

1) Obamacare is permanent. There is no way to repeal it now. As a result, the cost of your health-care and all related matters will increase. If you choose not to buy health-care, you’ll be “taxed”. This expands the government’s power greater than anything before.
2) Your taxes will increase exponentially. Not only will the Bush tax rates expire and the Obamacare tax be implemented,
but you will see pushes for increased taxation on all people.
3) The debt will increase to at least 20 trillion dollars.
4) The unfunded liabilities will exceed far beyond the world’s GDP, making them impossible to ever manage.
5) Obama will use executive orders to bypass Congress to get anything he wants. He has already said he is prepared to do that.
6) Cap and Trade will be implemented, completely crushing the economy, job growth, and energy.
7) No new permits for oil drilling will be allowed; therefore, your gas prices will skyrocket more.
8) More failed investments in environmental companies.
9) This is the one I’m shakiest on: Israel will attack Iran and Obama will position himself as pro-Iran, as he has somehow “struck a deal with Ahmadinejad” about nuclear enrichment.
10) Amnesty will be created, on top of open borders.
11) Puerto Rico will become a state.
12) Obama will use executive orders to nationalize the entire auto industry and the entire banking industry “for the common good”.
13) Death panels.