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pokerfan

(27,677 posts) Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:43 PM Nov 2012

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The Coultergeist tells Dennis Miller she's near suicidal

All I have to say about that....

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The Coultergeist tells Dennis Miller she's near suicidal (Original Post) pokerfan Nov 2012 OP

I have no sympathy. Do it. n/t Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #1

Seriously. "Near suicidal?" Not near enough. Indpndnt Nov 2012 #32

Wasn't she one of the first right-wingers to declare Mitt unelectable when he won the primary? Quiet_Dem_Mom Nov 2012 #2

Yep, she sure was...and then went and worked on his campaign. nt DonViejo Nov 2012 #5

Yeah, now she's whining how primaries are so unfair to the challenger pokerfan Nov 2012 #8

I love Cartman! Kurovski Nov 2012 #54

Stop teasing us Ann... truebrit71 Nov 2012 #3

All I can say is ... Ganja Ninja Nov 2012 #4

Memo to an.y first responders who find her IggleDoer Nov 2012 #6

Solution: Has-mat suits. arthritisR_US Nov 2012 #10

Flame throwers. hifiguy Nov 2012 #21

Lol... That would fix it :) n/t arthritisR_US Nov 2012 #29

ROFL Kurovski Nov 2012 #55

I'd be suicidal too if I had to turn to Dennis Miller for consolation. n/t cui bono Nov 2012 #7

Promises, promises lunatica Nov 2012 #9

Is she still wearing a cocktail dress. Jump Bitch barbiegeek Nov 2012 #11

Please proceed ... (nt) Autumn Colors Nov 2012 #12

. Barack_America Nov 2012 #14

I saw what you did there. n/t central scrutinizer Nov 2012 #18

I was resisting the urge to post this... backscatter712 Nov 2012 #13

Too Damn Funny oswaldactedalone Nov 2012 #26

Too funny, but should not be okieinpain Nov 2012 #48

Just have to jump in here to say you guys have given me the best laugh of the Grammy23 Nov 2012 #15

+1 Kurovski Nov 2012 #56

Please, Ann, make my day!! Myrina Nov 2012 #16

As always, LynnTheDem Nov 2012 #17

Listen to the voices, Annthrax. hifiguy Nov 2012 #19

Don't tease us Ann WhoIsNumberNone Nov 2012 #20

That would give a whole new meaning to ""Menage a' Troix" crunch60 Nov 2012 #58

DIE! L0oniX Nov 2012 #22

How refreashing... n/t EC Nov 2012 #23

Can we get it in writing? n/t durablend Nov 2012 #24

I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much. Erose999 Nov 2012 #25

Ann Blaspherian Nov 2012 #27

Don't get my hopes up for nothing! forestpath Nov 2012 #28

Wasn't she one of the pre election gloaters? Kingofalldems Nov 2012 #30

WAIT! RetroGamer1971 Nov 2012 #31

LOL pokerfan Nov 2012 #39

Maybe she'll start a fad. I'll take some Gillette stock out first. Auntie Bush Nov 2012 #33

I have a bottle full of tylenol I seldom use... leftlibdem420 Nov 2012 #34

I've got a sweet, refreshing glass of antifreeze for her... backscatter712 Nov 2012 #35

You have to wonder why. MrSlayer Nov 2012 #36

You don't think she'd really do anything stupid? tavernier Nov 2012 #37

Don't do it, Ann. We at DU look forward to more years of making fun of you. Jim Lane Nov 2012 #38

Go Galt Ann! Hydra Nov 2012 #40

If she is, I feel sorry for her. mahina Nov 2012 #41

wait! think of all those who love you, and the good you've done in this world... NuttyFluffers Nov 2012 #42

a pay per view event?????? dembotoz Nov 2012 #43

Maybe she'll copulate with Miller and then bite his head off at the finish. GoneOffShore Nov 2012 #44

I wouldn't stand in her way union_maid Nov 2012 #45

NO ... not yet!!! lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #46

"LOOK AT ME!!!!!" sadbear Nov 2012 #47

Coulter's showing classic behavior of someone with borderline personality disorder. backscatter712 Nov 2012 #53

Couldn't She Just... Oubaas Nov 2012 #49

Poor THING! yoyossarian Nov 2012 #50

No she's merely an ismnotwasm Nov 2012 #51

she should do it in the bathtub PD Turk Nov 2012 #52

Ann I'll buy you a jumpsuit & talk you off the bridge, not down but OFF! nt Raine Nov 2012 #57

But we'd miss your hilarity of your dumbass statements! sakabatou Nov 2012 #59

Horse with no Name

(33,956 posts)

1. I have no sympathy. Do it. n/t

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:43 PM

Nov 2012

Indpndnt

(2,391 posts)

32. Seriously. "Near suicidal?" Not near enough.

Reply to Horse with no Name (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:10 PM

Nov 2012

That is an evil, amoral creature. No sympathy.

Quiet_Dem_Mom

(599 posts)

2. Wasn't she one of the first right-wingers to declare Mitt unelectable when he won the primary?

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:44 PM

Nov 2012

DonViejo

(60,536 posts)

5. Yep, she sure was...and then went and worked on his campaign. nt

Reply to Quiet_Dem_Mom (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:47 PM

Nov 2012

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

8. Yeah, now she's whining how primaries are so unfair to the challenger

Reply to Quiet_Dem_Mom (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:48 PM

Nov 2012

Fun day to listen to right-winger radio.

Kurovski

(34,655 posts)

54. I love Cartman!

Reply to pokerfan (Reply #8)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:15 AM

Nov 2012

he's the psychotic little right winger that lives inside us all.

truebrit71

(20,805 posts)

3. Stop teasing us Ann...

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:44 PM

Nov 2012

..

Ganja Ninja

(15,953 posts)

4. All I can say is ...

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:46 PM

Nov 2012

Ann take Dennis with you. He doesn't have the courage to kill himself, you need to help him.

IggleDoer

(1,186 posts)

6. Memo to an.y first responders who find her

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:48 PM

Nov 2012

Don't touch the corpse.

arthritisR_US

(7,291 posts)

10. Solution: Has-mat suits.

Reply to IggleDoer (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:50 PM

Nov 2012

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

21. Flame throwers.

Reply to arthritisR_US (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:04 PM

Nov 2012

Kill it with FIRE! Fire, fire, fire - hunh-heh!

arthritisR_US

(7,291 posts)

29. Lol... That would fix it :) n/t

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #21)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:57 PM

Nov 2012

Kurovski

(34,655 posts)

55. ROFL

Reply to hifiguy (Reply #21)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:18 AM

Nov 2012

Oh, my days as a Christian are LOOONG behind me now.

But come to think of it, that IS what the church used to do. Hmmm...

cui bono

(19,926 posts)

7. I'd be suicidal too if I had to turn to Dennis Miller for consolation. n/t

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:48 PM

Nov 2012

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

9. Promises, promises

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:49 PM

Nov 2012

barbiegeek

(1,140 posts)

11. Is she still wearing a cocktail dress. Jump Bitch

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:52 PM

Nov 2012

Autumn Colors

(2,379 posts)

12. Please proceed ... (nt)

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:53 PM

Nov 2012

Barack_America

(28,876 posts)

14. .

Reply to Autumn Colors (Reply #12)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:59 PM

Nov 2012

Well played.

central scrutinizer

(11,661 posts)

18. I saw what you did there. n/t

Reply to Autumn Colors (Reply #12)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:01 PM

Nov 2012

backscatter712

(26,355 posts)

13. I was resisting the urge to post this...

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 01:58 PM

Nov 2012

but the OP overcame my resistance.

oswaldactedalone

(3,491 posts)

26. Too Damn Funny

Reply to backscatter712 (Reply #13)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:14 PM

Nov 2012

okieinpain

(9,397 posts)

48. Too funny, but should not be

Reply to backscatter712 (Reply #13)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:07 PM

Nov 2012

Taken seriously

Grammy23

(5,810 posts)

15. Just have to jump in here to say you guys have given me the best laugh of the

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:00 PM

Nov 2012

day with your comments! Laughed until my sides hurt. THANKS!

Kurovski

(34,655 posts)

56. +1

Reply to Grammy23 (Reply #15)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:20 AM

Nov 2012

And Coullter is such a goddam liar.

Myrina

(12,296 posts)

16. Please, Ann, make my day!!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:01 PM

Nov 2012

Nt

LynnTheDem

(21,368 posts)

17. As always,

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:01 PM

Nov 2012

promises, promises.

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

19. Listen to the voices, Annthrax.

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:02 PM

Nov 2012

They know what's best for you.

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)

20. Don't tease us Ann

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:03 PM

Nov 2012

Do you think maybe you could get Limbaugh and Beck to join you in a pact?

crunch60

(1,412 posts)

58. That would give a whole new meaning to ""Menage a' Troix"

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Reply #20)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:25 AM

Nov 2012

L0oniX

(31,493 posts)

22. DIE!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:09 PM

Nov 2012

EC

(12,287 posts)

23. How refreashing... n/t

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:10 PM

Nov 2012

durablend

(7,464 posts)

24. Can we get it in writing? n/t

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:12 PM

Nov 2012

Erose999

(5,624 posts)

25. I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:14 PM

Nov 2012

Marla, the big tourist.

Blaspherian

(94 posts)

27. Ann

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:16 PM

Nov 2012

Do the world a favor

forestpath

(3,102 posts)

28. Don't get my hopes up for nothing!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:20 PM

Nov 2012

Kingofalldems

(38,469 posts)

30. Wasn't she one of the pre election gloaters?

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:58 PM

Nov 2012

RetroGamer1971

(177 posts)

31. WAIT!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:05 PM

Nov 2012

Let me move my car out of the way first!

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

39. LOL

Reply to RetroGamer1971 (Reply #31)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:43 PM

Nov 2012

Auntie Bush

(17,528 posts)

33. Maybe she'll start a fad. I'll take some Gillette stock out first.

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:11 PM

Nov 2012

leftlibdem420

(256 posts)

34. I have a bottle full of tylenol I seldom use...

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:11 PM

Nov 2012

Take them all, Ann.

backscatter712

(26,355 posts)

35. I've got a sweet, refreshing glass of antifreeze for her...

Reply to leftlibdem420 (Reply #34)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:24 PM

Nov 2012

Something to wash the Tylenol down with...

MrSlayer

(22,143 posts)

36. You have to wonder why.

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:26 PM

Nov 2012

She called it last year at CPAC.

tavernier

(12,397 posts)

37. You don't think she'd really do anything stupid?

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:32 PM

Nov 2012

Like call the suicide hot line so they'll talk her out of it?

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)

38. Don't do it, Ann. We at DU look forward to more years of making fun of you.

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:42 PM

Nov 2012

I can't believe how many people seem enthusiastic about the prospect of losing one of our prime sources of entertainment. Think big picture, folks!

Hydra

(14,459 posts)

40. Go Galt Ann!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 05:31 PM

Nov 2012

And take all your "friends" with you.

You can take all the money too, while you're at it. I'm sure you'll be able to eat it when you figure out nobody you know knows how to plow a field.

mahina

(17,693 posts)

41. If she is, I feel sorry for her.

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 05:38 PM

Nov 2012

I really do. But too much work to do to think about it for more than that.

People, be good.

Bye again

NuttyFluffers

(6,811 posts)

42. wait! think of all those who love you, and the good you've done in this world...

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 05:48 PM

Nov 2012

oh.

dembotoz

(16,826 posts)

43. a pay per view event??????

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 05:55 PM

Nov 2012

fund raise for hurricane aid???

feed the homeless??????

ammo for psycho but poor nra members?????

GoneOffShore

(17,340 posts)

44. Maybe she'll copulate with Miller and then bite his head off at the finish.

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:39 PM

Nov 2012

Then find a leaf to lay the eggs under.

union_maid

(3,502 posts)

45. I wouldn't stand in her way

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:41 PM

Nov 2012

May she rest in peace. Or, preferably, rot in hell.

lpbk2713

(42,766 posts)

46. NO ... not yet!!!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:47 PM

Nov 2012

You've got to write a sleazy tell-all book first.

Give us all the dirt on your weasel friends.

TIA

sadbear

(4,340 posts)

47. "LOOK AT ME!!!!!"

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:49 PM

Nov 2012

Yep, the election was a repudiation of Ann Coulter, too.

backscatter712

(26,355 posts)

53. Coulter's showing classic behavior of someone with borderline personality disorder.

Reply to sadbear (Reply #47)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 09:43 PM

Nov 2012

That's right, Ann Coulter is a bunny boiler!

"I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!"

Oubaas

(131 posts)

49. Couldn't She Just...

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:23 PM

Nov 2012

...dump a bucket of water over her head and melt herself?

"What a world! What a world!"

Dorothy and Toto could go back to Kansas, all would be right with the world.

yoyossarian

(1,054 posts)

50. Poor THING!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:28 PM

Nov 2012

And I DO mean THING!
How 'bout some BUG POWDER, baby?

The Zone takes care of its own.

ismnotwasm

(41,999 posts)

51. No she's merely an

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:36 PM

Nov 2012

Opportunistic grasping user who is, typically demeaning and using the profound distress of the truly suicidal as a means for her noxious miasma to float around media so as to stink up the place.

Per usual

PD Turk

(1,289 posts)

52. she should do it in the bathtub

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:47 PM

Nov 2012

all she would need to do is pull the plug while she's still in there

Raine

(30,540 posts)

57. Ann I'll buy you a jumpsuit & talk you off the bridge, not down but OFF! nt

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:23 AM

Nov 2012

sakabatou

(42,170 posts)

59. But we'd miss your hilarity of your dumbass statements!

Reply to pokerfan (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:29 AM

Nov 2012

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